Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Mission 18a - Kent Paul

Boss: Kent Paul
Characters: 8-Ball, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Ken's Gang, Yakuza
Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2,000
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Ken's Gang), Advanced Driving School (School Mission)

Objectives:
* Drive Kent Paul to the Night Club at Fort Staunton. They don't allow guns.
* The Yakuza turned out the power. Kent Paul gave you Flashlight. Use the flashlight to find all seven Yakuzas in the Club, before Kent Paul gets killed by one.

Script:

Ken: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3! *exhales*

Kent: Everything alright Roseie?

Ken: Well, it doesn't solve my problem!

Kent: 8-Ball, mate! Let's go have some fun, I'm so fucking tired of Roseie's whining! Come on, let's go to the Night Club at Fort Staunton!

8-Ball: Damn! Relax, man!

(outside)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Mission 17c - Mafia Madness

Boss: Carl Johnson
Characters: 8-Ball, Carl Johnson (voice), Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Sicilian Mafia
Start-Off Location: Payphone, Belleville Park, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball, We Have a Problem (CJ)

Objectives:
* Head to the Staunton Island Church.
* Chase down the Sicilian biker that has Joey's Mini Flamethrower.
* Take the Flamethrower to Joey back at the Hotel.

Script:

8-Ball: Hello? This CJ?

CJ: Sure is, homie! Now, listen, I told you I lived in Liberty, and I worked with your boss, Joey Leone. He gave me a job before I came back home at Los Santos, San Andreas. The sad thing is, I never finished the job he gave me. The job was, he lost his little mini flamethrower so he can burn down a Sindacco Headquarters. I called one of your friends: Richard, right? I worked with Rich as well, and he said he still doesn't have it. Although Rich told me the Sindaccos were chased out of Liberty already, but why don't you get his flamethrower back anyway? Rich told me the Sicilian Mafia has it, Rich told me they are at the Staunton Island Church, why don't you go get that for him, for sure?

8-Ball: Okay, man, whatever you say.

(when 8-Ball has the flamethrower, and heads to Joey's Room)

Joey: 8-Ball? Wuss up? Wait...is that...my flamethrower?

8-Ball: Yeah, your old buddy Carl Johnson said it was yours.

Joey: But, I asked for this 12 years ago! The Sindaccos are already out of Liberty! Oh well, thanks anyway, 8-Ball! I'll give him a call, and thank him for not forgeting his job. Also, 8-Ball? It looks like the Sicilians have returned to Liberty City. We have to keep an eye on them, okay? We don't want them to find out about the death of my father.

8-Ball: Got it!

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.

CJ: Hey, it's Carl again. Wanna help me again? I got another job for you, it's quite important, homie! Shit's getting real fucked up!

8-Ball: OK, CJ! Calm down, I'm coming!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Mission 17b - Maccer

Boss: Maccer
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Maccer, Kent Paul
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3,000 + M4 and Ruger for sale at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Kent Paul (Ken's Gang)

Objectives:
* Take Maccer to find a Briefcase full of Cash at the Bathrooms in Belleville Park.
* Survive the Yakuza ambush.
* Use the M4 to destroy the Yakuza assassins that came out of the Helicopter (or destroy the Helicopter itself with an M4 lying around).

Script:

(8-Ball knocks on the door to the HQ, Kent Paul peeps through the slot and opens it)

Kent: Oi, 8-Ball! How ya doing, mate?

8-Ball: Not much, Paul! Not much at all.

Ken: Hey, you rymed, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Uhh, yeah.

Ken: (laughs) I need another beer, Paul!

Kent: I think you had enough, Roseie!

Maccer: Oi! 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Sup, Mac?

(8-Ball gives him five and shakes his hand)

Maccer: Listen, mate. The Yakuza had left a case full of money over at the Restrooms at the Park! Come on!

8-Ball: Wait, Mac! What if it's a.... (sighs)

(outside)

8-Ball: Mac, wait!

Maccer: What the fuck is it?

8-Ball: What if it's a trap?

Maccer: What bad shit is gonna happen anyway? Come on! We'll be fine!

8-Ball: I hope you're right.

(when 8-Ball gets the case, Yakuza sneak up)

Yakuza: Freeze!

8-Ball: I told you it was a trap!

Maccer: Fuck you!

(when the helicopter appears)

Maccer: Quick! Grab the M4, and shoot down the Helicopter!

(page in development)

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Mission 17a - El Burro's Car

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Diablos
Rewards: $2,500
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Gang Breakup (Rich) [after finishing 8-Ball, We Have A Problem from CJ and after the mission Forelli Frenzy with Ken's Gang

Objectives:
* Head over to the Liberty Night Club at Portland View.
* Steal El Burro's Car
* Take El Burro's car that is full of Coke to the Bombers that are gonna sell it.
* Take the empty El Burro's Car into the Ocean.

Script:

(8-Ball knocks on the door)

8-Ball: Rich! Open up!

Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: Sup, Joe?

Joey: Rich is in the bathroom right now after eating all that pizza!

8-Ball: Okay. Rich?

Rich: *Grunts* Aww man!!! *Grunts* *Sighs* Hey, 8-Ball! By the looks of things is that I ate many pizzas.

8-Ball: Yeah, I know.

Rich: Well, anyway, El Burro, the leader of the Diablos has a car filled with Coke. The car is right now at the Liberty Night Club at Portland View. I want you to steal his car, and take it to the Bomber sellers at an ally between Chinatown, and Red Light District. After that, dump his car into the Ocean. Okay sounds good? Okay! I'll see you later.

(when the car gets dumped off at the Salesmen)

Bomber: Thanks, boss! We can get this done at a great price! You'll be proud of us!

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello? Who's this?

El Burro: This is El Burro of the Diablos. I know what you did, and it made me very angry, amigos. I know who you are, and where to find you, so watch yourself, senor.

Monday, April 12, 2010

MIssion 16b - Boating Deal

Boss: Kent Paul
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Kent Paul, Maccer
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $4,000
Unlock Missions: Maccer (Ken's Gang)

Objectives:
* Meet up with Maccer at the dock at Newport.
* Use the Machine Gun in the boat to fight any Forelli in sight, but don't let the boat be destroyed.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.

Script:

Kent: Oi, Rosie! Everything will be fine, mate!

Ken: I questioned the Forelli, but it didn't sound like a good deal that is coming. What the fuck I am gonna do?

8-Ball: Wuss up, guys?

Kent: Well, we questioned the Forelli member, mate. He said something about a drug deal at the boat dock in Newport, but we need something to... you know make sure nothing goes wrong. I mean deals these days, mate. Ambushes. Could you give us a hand, mate?

8-Ball: Alright, sure!

Ken: Be careful, 8-Ball! I recommended that! I remember a deal back at Vice City that didn't go to well! Those damn Forellis.

(at the boatyard)

8-Ball: Wuss up, Mac?

Maccer: Find, mate! I just killed this Forelli, because he was about to kill me. So, I just need to take this boat over at Portland Harbor. Could you cover me?

(when the Forellis show up when you get inside the boat)

Maccer: Fuck! Here they come! Kill those Forelli mother fuckers!

(when Forellis in boats come)

Maccer: They are driving fucking boats!

(when the helicopter appears)

Maccers: Bloody hell! A Helicopter!

(when they make it safely)

Maccer: Nice job, mate! I'll see you around.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Mission 16a - Battle of the Newest Area

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Bombers, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Mafia Madness (CJ), El Burro's Car (Rich)

Objective:

* Meet up with a new Recruit at Fort Staunton.
* Get into a car and chase this asshole!

Script:

(8-Ball knocks on the door)

Rich: Hey, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Sup, Rich?

Rich: Well, business for us is going up, my man!

8-Ball: Wonderful!

Rich: Listen, somebody called me saying they want to join the Bombers!

8-Ball: That's great, Rich!

Rich: So I want you to meet the Recruit over at the new developed Fort Staunton, and make sure he is trusted for the gang. His name is Jacob just to let you know.

8-Ball: Okay.

(8-Ball walks away)

Rich: Quinton! Did you remember to order garlic bread with our pizza?!

(at Fort Staunton)

8-Ball: Hey, you Jacob?

Jacob: Yeah.

8-Ball: You said you wanted to Recruit for the Bombers right?

Jacob: Yeeeeeeeahh.... but I have a convection to make.

8-Ball: What is it? Don't want to join anymore?

Jacob: Weeeeell.... there is that, and also.....

(Yakuzas appear everywhere)

Jacob: .....Surrender you Bomber assface! You no steal Yakuzas jobs! Demon Frogs are ours to defeat! (he runs away)

(after 8-Ball finishes, he takes out his phone)

8-Ball: Rich? It's 8-Ball. That god damned recruit is just a Yakuza spy, so it looks like the Yakuzas are planning a war with us. We can talk about this later.

(after-mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.

CJ: Hi, 8-Ball. I heard alot about you. My name is Carl Johnson, but you can call me CJ. I used to live in Liberty City for a while, and I still have an unfinished job. We can talk about this when you are ready. Call me on the payphone in Belleville Park, okay?

8-Ball: I hear you, man. Whatever you say.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Mission 15b - Ken's Gang

Boss: Ken Rosenberg
Characters: 8-Ball, Maccer, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Boating Deal (Ken's Gang)

Objectives:
* Drive to a Forelli-owned Warehouse near Belleville Park.
* Find a lone Forelli member, and knock him out, but don't kill him!
* Drive the Forelli member back to Ken's Gang HQ, but you only have 3 minutes until he wakes up.

Script:

(8-Ball knocks on the door)

8-Ball: Hello? Is this Ken's Gang HQ?

(a slot on the door opens)

Maccer: Shut the fuck up! Don't say our gang name out loud!

8-Ball: Sorry!

Maccer: What the fuck do you want?

8-Ball: I was sent here by a guy named Kent Paul?

Maccer: No, no! No Kent Paul here. Get the fuck outta here, you fucker!

Kent: Maccer, who the bloody hell is out there?

Maccer: Some fucking bald guy!

Kent: Out of my way, wanker!

(Kent Paul looks through the slot)

Kent: Who are the bloody hell are you, friend?

8-Ball: 8-Ball. I was called by a guy named Kent Paul?

Kent: Ah! That's me, mate! You've come to the right place! Sorry 'bout Maccer.

8-Ball: Don't worry, just open the door.

(Paul opens the door)

Kent: So, what can ol' Paulo do for you?

8-Ball: I don't know! You called for me.

Kent: Ah, yes! We need men like you. Somebody with skill, and shit.

8-Ball: Well, I do have skill, and shit! (laughs)

Kent: Very funny, mate. Anyway, our leader Ken Rosenberg is in the next room. Maybe you should see him.

(8-Ball walks into Ken's room)

Kent: Maccer! We have practice for our concert next month at Vice City Stadiem!

(inside Ken's room, Ken is lying on a couch very upset)

8-Ball: Hello? Mr. Rosenberg?

Ken: Ah! Company! Great! All I ever wanted! (sarcastic)

8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.

Ken: Oh! So we playing pool now? I'm gonna be the the red number two ball! Let's play!

8-Ball: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, man?

Ken: Me? Oh nothing! I'm fine! Happy! (laughs sarcastically) Everything is fine! I have my own gang! I'm rich! Coke is out of life! Perfect!

8-Ball: Look, I know there is something wrong with you. Tell me, and I can do it.

(Ken starts to cry)

Ken: I can't....I can't take it anymore! First I was a...lawyer, then a psycho drug person, then a poor old hobo, then a casino manager... and then.... and then.... a gang leader having problem... and.... and.....

8-Ball: Look, calm down, man!

Ken: Calm? I'm calm! Yeah! Heehee!

8-Ball: Look, any problem you have, I can take care of.

Ken: Well, I've been having problems with the Forellis. They have been acting weird lately.

8-Ball: So, what do you want me to do?

Ken: Just capture a Forelli member, and bring him here.

8-Ball: Alright, sounds good.

(8-Ball walks out)

Ken: Paul! I need another hooker! I'm depressed again!

(when 8-Ball finds the Forelli and starts beating him up)

Forelli: Hey! What the fuck are you doing, asshole?

(if time is up, and the Forelli wakes up)

Forelli: What in fresh hell is going on? (opens door) AAAAAAAAH! (runs away)

(when 8-Ball takes the Forelli to the HQ)

Kent: Thanks, mate! I'll take it from here. Perhaps you can come back later, and do more shit for us, eh?

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Mission 15a - Re-Distruction

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Bombers, Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $500 (for the mission itself) $200 for every crate you collect
Unlock Missions: The Battle of the Newest Area (Rich)

Objectives:
* Go to the Staunton Island Subway Station.
* Take the Subway back to Portland.
* Find a Triad Fish Van near the Subway Station. The Van has Bomber spies inside in Triad uniforms. There is one for you, and a Micro UZI, and a Stubby Shotgun for you as well.
* Drive to the Re-Constructed Triad Warehouse.
* Trick all the Triads into leaving.
* Pack as much crates as you can. Use the Forklift. The Triads will be gone for only 5 minutes.
* The Triads are back, and relized that they have been tricked. Bomb the Warehouse using the TNT the Bombers collected.
* Quick! Drive the Van out of the Warehouse, watch it explode (again), and drive the Van to Rich's lockup. While driving to the Lockup, you'll be chased by a couple of Triad Trucks.

Script:

Quinton: I know you are....but what am I?

Rich: Look, I'm just trying to help, Quinton! I'm not saying this to insault you.

8-Ball: Sup, guys?

Quinton: Hey, maaaaaan!

Rich: Hey, 8-Ball! So, ready for your first Bomber mission without the Demon Frogs around?

8-Ball: Sure, man! What is it?

Rich: Well, the Triads has supplys in a Warehouse back in Portland. That Warehouse has been destroyed many times, so we gonna destroy it again! Except this time we're gonna steal supplys first. Some Bomber crew are Portland in front of the Subway Station, waiting for you. They are in a Triad Fish Van, wearing Triad Fish Uniforms. There is a spair for you inside of it. Then trick the Triads into believing there is a meeting with the Diablos at Harwood Ferry Station. After that, steal as many supplys as you can before they come back, then bomb the shit outta them!

(at the Fish Van in Portland)

Bomber: Hey, boss! Rich told us you were coming in. We're off to the Triad Warehouse in Callahan Point.

(at the Warehouse in front of a Triad Leader)

8-Ball: Hey, boss!

Triad: What is it?

8-Ball: The Diablos have a meeting with us at the Harwood Ferry Station. They said they have a plan of getting into Staunton Island, and with weapons.

Triad: Okay, you guys watch the Warehouse. Me, and everyone else is going to the Meeting. Make sure no Leones attack.

(after they all drive away)

Bomber: Okay, boss, there is a Forklift inside the Warehouse. I will pull the Truck into the Warehouse so we can collect. We only have five minutes.

(if the Truck is full)

Bomber: Okay, that is quite enough.

(if time is up)

Bomber: Okay, 8-Ball, they coming back! Plant the TNT I left over there, and bomb the Warehouse! Remember, it's best to start with the back.

(after 8-Ball planted all of them)

8-Ball: Okay, they planted, LET'S GO! 30 SECONDS!

(after the Warehouse explodes)

Bomber: I've been in Liberty City for seven years! That Warehouse explodes way to much!

8-Ball: Okay, let's go to Rich's lockup. I bet we'll be followed by some Triads.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Mission 14 - A New Gang Emergances

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance, Domick the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs, Bombers
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $5,000 + Ability to make Protection Rackets, Loan Sharks, and Prostitutions + Silanced Pistol and Silanced Mac10 for sale at Ammu-Nation + Spy Outfit
Unlock Missions: Re-Distruction (Rich), Ken's Gang (Ken's Gang)

Objectives:
* Get a Silanced Pistol, and a Silanced Mac-10 at Ammu-Nation (Rich bought it for you)
* Head to the Demon Frog Business Skyscraper at Torrington.
* Go through the ducts to get to Domick's office. Don't shoot at all until you get to Domick, and he's ready to be shot at.
* Wait until Domick's men in his office are out.
* Kill Domick, and escape! Don't get spotted.
* Meet Rich outside the Hotel.
* Take the gang members, and destroy the skyscraper.
* Escape the building, quickly!

Script:

Rich: What do you mean killing a god-forsaken leader?

Joey: I mean we have to go kill Domick!

Rich: But he is a leader of the Demon Frogs! We can't simply waste him! Demon Frog leaders are powerful!

(8-Ball walks into the room)

Joey: I know, but with the right man for the job, nothing bad could go wrong! We need silanced weapons. Maybe a Pistol, and a UZI?

Rich: Maybe, but we need to act fast. The Demon Frogs are looking for us.

Joey: After this, we should lay low. So, I'm gonna ask for 8-Ball to do it. Kill the leader before they plan an ultimate attack. With Domick defeated, they'll have no choice, but to fall back to Shoreside Vale.

Quinton: Why don't I do it? I've trained for this!

Joey + Rich: No, Quinton!

Quinton: Man! Everybody treats me like a kid!

Rich: Quinton, we just don't want you killed. This is a big mission we have here! We're killing a son-of-a-bitch of a leader.

Joey: So, I'm gonna call 8-Ball up, and we can get started.

8-Ball: Don't worry, I heard the whole thing.

(8-Ball walks out)

Rich: Fucking sneaky pants! I gotta tell you, 8-Ball goes great with this mission!

(when 8-Ball finds Domick in his office, he's on the phone)

Domick: Yeah, sure, Ma! Of course whatever you say. I love you too!

(hangs up, and talks to a Demon Frog member)

Domick: So.... I know we lost touch with the Demon Frogs back in Portland, but I can't take much of this anymore! The Leones killed Harold, and crushed him! Harold is the Portland leader, and they have no choice, but to come back here. AND NOW THEY ARE STRANDED IN PORTLAND???!! Why, does whoever destroyed the Callahan Bridge, and Porter Road Tunnel, have to destroy them? I hate it when this bullshit happens! I need you guys to contact Verick, and tell him this story. Echo back in Vice City is not gonna be happy about this. My guesses on whoever destroyed the Bridge, and Tunnel has to be either the Colombians, the Triads, the Diablos, the Yakuza, or anyother gang. I know it can't be the Leones, because they stole bombs from a Leone member, and put them out of business! 8-Ball! Well, I just hope 8-Ball gets his revenge on the bastard who did this! Unless of course he gets in our way, because the Leones are our enemies. So, go contact Verick. He'll know what to tell Echo.

Demon Frog: Yes, Domick.

(when 8-Ball gets back to the hotel)

Rich: 8-Ball, this is some new members of our new gang we were planning on. Take them, and destroy the building.

8-Ball: Why did I have to kill the leader?

Rich: The Demon Frogs won't know what to do. They'll just start attacking randomly, instead of a perfect time to attack. Plus, Domick had the controls to the Defense Turrets. So, you won't have to worry about any Turrets at all. Now go, and attack!

(after mission cutscene)

8-Ball: So, it's done! Domick is dead, and the Demon Frog skyscraper is destroyed! Now, we don't have to worry about the Demon Frogs at all around Staunton Island!

Rich: Don't be so sure, I was wrong. The death of Domick, and the destruction of the building, was just a way to get them into action! Although they don't know who did it, and that is fine. But, we need to make sure it stays that way. The Demon Frogs are planning to spy on every gang in Liberty City about what just happened. We are not talking about this anymore.

Joey: Okay, so what's our new gang name?

Quinton: Bombers, man! Bombers! 8-Ball is our leader, and we are the Bombers!

8-Ball: Hey, not bad!

Rich: Not bad at all! In fact, that is a great name!

Joey: Okay, Bombers it is! Our plan is to take over as many Little Gang Businesses as possible. I'm gonna capture one Business at Fort Staunton, and that's gonna be our Protection Racket.

Quinton: I'm gonna capture one at Newport, and that is gonna be our Prositiution.

Rich: And, I'm gonna create a Loan Shark at Belleville Park.

8-Ball: I'll capture any others.

(after mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!

Kent: Oi! This is Kent Paul. Me, and a couple of friends have a gang called the Ken's Gang, mate.
We heard you, and your gang. Maybe we can have an alliance, mate. Our gang is at a Warehouse at Rockford. Why don't you come on down, okay? Good day, mate!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Mission 13 - Evacuation

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $2,000 + Los Santos Heights as Safehouse
Unlock Missions: A New Gang Emergances (Rich)

Objectives:
* Drive to the Ferry Terminal in Harwood. Watch out for any Triad or Diablo that attacks.
* Drive to the Los Santos Heights Hotel in Bedford Point.

Script:

8-Ball: Hey, guys! Joe? Why did you tell me to pack my stuff?

Joey: Because, 8-Ball....We have to evacuate Portland for now. We need to lay low for a couple of weeks, so the Triads, and Diablos won't have to worry about us no more!

Quinton: They are about to attack, man! They want us to die! They want to take over!

Rich: We have a place at Staunton Island that might help out.

8-Ball: It's just us four?

Joey: Yeah.

8-Ball: What about Misty?

Joey: Don't worry about her. Luigi is gonna look after Misty.

Rich: We better get going now. Everything is set! Now, 8-Ball, we got our own private Ferry waiting for us at the Turminal. We gotta get over there without getting killed by those two cocksucker gangs!

8-Ball: Alright, let's go!

(in the car)

Quinton: Just make sure we get to the Terminal safely, man! I don't want to die out here! Not, now!

8-Ball: Calm down, Quinton! This is where your training really pays off! Do you know how to do a drive-by?

Quinton: If I know how to shoot, then I know how to do a Drive-By!

8-Ball: Just make sure no Triad, or Diablo kills us, okay?

Quinton: Got it!

(when the first Triad van comes)

Rich: Aw, shit! Incoming Triads!

(when the first Diablo car comes)

Joey: Watch out! Diablos incoming!

(when the car is almost destroyed)

Rich: Come on, 8-Ball! This car can't hold out much longer!

(when they get to Harwood)

Quinton: Alright, man! We almost there!

(when they close to the Ferry)

Rich: Quick! Get this car at the boat, now!

(when they get to the Ferry, and it starts sailing away)

Rich: We made it! We made it!

Joey: I owe you one, 8-Ball!

Quinton: Nice driving, man!

8-Ball: Congrats on yourselves too, for shooting down those gangs who were attacking!

(while they were talking, Triads and Diablos where yelling, and taunting at them)

(news alert during their ride to Staunton Island)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeews!

News Lady: Finally, the time is here for Portland, and Staunton Island to be re-connected once again! Ferry, and Subway services had resumed, so people would be able to get from Portland to Staunton once again. But, because of the gang wars, Ferry, and Subway employees do not allow weapons to travel on either. Even though Staunton is accessible once again, the Elevator Bridge connecting from Staunton Island to Shoreside Vale has shut down for repairs, after the bridge gets stuck from equipment loss, and out of place. In other news, the Callahan Bridge, and Porter Road Tunnel is still un-accessible for further repairs. More later on LCN.

(after the news, ferry reaches destanation)

Rich: Okay, we're here!

Quinton: Did you guys hear the news? Now, that the Ferries, and Subways don't allow weapons, we don't have to worry about any mother fucking Triad, or Diablo!

Joey: Yeah, but the Demon Frogs are around Staunton Island, so be careful around them. The Yakuza, and Colombian Cartel are enemies to the Leones, so we better lay low, and start something new.

Rich: We can talk about this later, Mr. Leone. We need to get to our Safehouse. 8-Ball, there is a hotel called Los Santos Heights, at Bedford Point. Let's head over there, that could be our safehouse.

(when they get to the hotel)

Rich: Okay, we're here! So, we each have four seperate rooms. We'll meet at one room for our meetings, and reports. So, 8-Ball, go ahead around town if you want, and then meet us back at my room for a meeting, okay?

Joey: Thanks again for the drive, 8-Ball!

Quinton: I am glad we don't have to think about those two gangs for now!

Mission 12 - The Attack

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Joey Leone, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Start-off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: 2,500 + Sniper Rifle & Molotov Cocktail unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Evacuation (Joey)

Objectives:
* Snipe the incoming Triads at Portland Beach. Make sure Rich or Quinton don't die.
* Snipe the incoming Diablos coming from the boats in the ocean.
* Snipe the incoming Molotov Cocktail Diablo group.
* Head down to the Beach to check in on Rich, and Quinton.

Before Mission Phone Call:

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.

Rich: 8-Ball, it's Rich! You need to come on down here right away! Shit is getting real fucked up!

Script:

Rich: Okay, 8-Ball, listen!

8-Ball: What? You finally have cancer from all the Drugs you're taking?

Rich: Shut up, 8-Ball! No time for jokes! The Triads, and Diablos are gonna begin their attack at the Leone Gentleman's Club! Quick, we need to get on down there right away!

(at the Club)

Joey: Okay, thank God you're here guys! You made it just in time!

Quinton: Hey, 8-Ball! This is gonna be when my training pays off, huh, bro?

8-Ball: You're right, Quinton!

Rich: Okay, so what's the plan, Mr. Leone?

Joey: Okay, everybody, except you, 8-Ball, are gonna go down to the Beach, and protect the Club against the Triad, and Diablo attack. Rich, you're in charge.

Rich: Fuck yeah!

Joey: 8-Ball, you take this Sniper Rifle, and snipe any foe that comes at your sight from the cliff side.

8-Ball: Alright, sounds good!

Joey: And, Quinton, this is your first fight so, please don't die.

Quinton: Oh, this isn't my first fight. I fought alot in Vice.... uhhh.... I mean this isn't my first major fight. I fought many Triads with 8-Ball here!

8-Ball: It's true!

Joey: Okay, so the battle is about to begin. Everybody at your stations now! Make sure they don't get close to the Club, alright?

(outside)

Rich: Okay, so you know the plan, right?

8-Ball: Yep! I sure do, man!

Rich: Just keep sniping the enemies. Don't bother coming down to help. Just stay at your place, okay?

8-Ball: Aye, aye, boss!

(after battle)

Quinton: Man! That was epic! I remembered when I fought the Mendez Cartel.... uhhh... I mean, when I fought a Mendez Cartel member on a card game!

Rich: Riiiiiight. So, 8-Ball? Great job, man! You did very well today, my friend!

8-Ball: Thanks, Rich! And, Quinton? Nice first major battle!

Quintion: Thanks, maaaan!

After mission phone call:

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!

Joey: 8-Ball, we got a problem!

8-Ball: What's the problem, Joe?

Joey: I suggest you pack your things, and meet me back at my place!

8-Ball: But, why?

Joey: Just do it, 8-Ball!

Mission 11 - Frog's Revenge

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $2,000 + Grenade & Stubby Shotgun unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missons: The Attack (Rich) [After Guard the Club for Luigi and Turning Tricks for Quinton]

Objectives:
* Guard Joey's place from incoming Demon Frogs.
* Use Grenades to blow up the blockade at the front gate.

Script:

(when 8-Ball was about to enter Joey's Place, his phone rings)

8-Ball: Hello?

Joey: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Joey.

8-Ball: I'm just outside your place.

Joey: I know, just stay out there. The Demon Frogs want revenge after Harold's death, and his Crush. So, I want you to guard this place from the Demon Frog attack. Three of my guards will join you. In case any stuff goes wrong, like a blockade at the front gate, use the Grenades I left for you outside.

8-Ball: Will do, Joe!

Mission 10b - Turning Tricks

Boss: Quinton Cance
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Quinton's Place, Portland View, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,100 & Quinton can drive better in future missions when he drives
Mission Unlocks: None

Objectives:
* Show Quinton to do some tricks using a Motorcycle. Fill up the meter in three minutes.

Script:

8-Ball: Okay, this is the final part of your driving training.

Quinton: Awesome! So, what's next?

8-Ball: I'll show you some tricks I can do with a Bike!

Quinton: Okay, but I only have a few minutes, because I have a Doctor's Appointment.

8-Ball: Okay, I'll show you what tricks I have in three minutes. Then you can do some bike tricks all the way to your Doctor's.

Quinton: Sounds like a plan! Let's do it!

(if 8-Ball fails)

Quinton: Jeez! You call those tricks? Well, thanks anyway.

(if 8-Ball fills up the meter)

Quinton: Awesome tricks, dude! I outta try those! See ya later!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Mission 10a - Crush The Demon

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Harold the Demon Frog (dead body)
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $900
Unlocks Missions: Frog's Revenge (Joey)

Objectives:
* Find Harold's Dead body inside a Sentinel at the GTA III Portland Safehouse in Red Light District.
* Take the car with the body to the Crusher in Harwood. Be careful, Demon Frog members are chasing you.

Script:

8-Ball: Joey? Mr. Leone?

(Joey comes out in the hallway wearing nothing but a robe, smoking)

Joey: Hey, 8-Ball. *inhales* Wuss up?

8-Ball: How long have you been fucking Misty?

Joey: Is that any of your business, you bitch-head? Sorry about that. Now listen, some of the Leones found Harold the Demon Frog's body, but it's best that the Cops don't know, so the Leones took it to an ally over at Red Light District. The body is inside a Sentinel, so it's ready for you to take, and take it to the Crusher near your Bombshop in Harwood.

8-Ball: You think I don't know where the Crusher is?

(8-Ball walks away)

Misty: Hey, baby! Come on, I'm not done with you yet!

Joey: Coming, sweets!

(after 8-Ball gets the car)

Demon Frog: This is the car with Harold! Get that fuckhead!

Mission 9b - Car Frenzy

Boss: Quinton Cance
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Quinton's Place, Portland View, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,500
Unlocks Missions: Turning Tricks (Quinton)

Objectives:
* Get into Quinton's Car.
* Use the Car to crash into many vehicles and people. Fill up the meter in three minutes.

Script:

(Quinton is waiting outside)

Quinton: Okay, 8-Ball, I'm glad we can shoot bastards, and all, but when are we gonna do driving training?

8-Ball: Right, now! I'm gonna show you 'Car Frenzy!'

(when 8-Ball starts)

Quinton: Oh, this is Car Frenzy? This is gonna be fun!

(after a few hits)

Quinton: Ooooooo! Careful, man!

(once the meter is full)

Quinton: That was fun, but I think I'm gonna be..... *BLA*

8-Ball: Awww, man! It's all over the place! Aaargh! I'll Frenzy on home, I'll remember what I learned. See ya later.

(news)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeeews!

News Lady: Car Frenzy in Liberty City. A vehicle was speeding around Portland, and ran over many people, and crashed many cars, leading to many injuries, and many killed. Who ever can find this killer, call us on 1-888-LIB-ERTY. More update soon, on LCN.

Mission 9a - Demon Frog Express

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Harold the Demon Frog
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,200
Unlocks Missions: Crush the Demon (Joey)

Objectives:
* Head to the Chinatown Monorail Station
* Chase down Harold through the Monorail tracks, but be careful not to get ran over. If a train is coming, go to the other tracks.
* Steal Harold's package.
* Bring the Package back to Joey's.

Script:

(8-Ball goes across the hall)

8-Ball: Joey? Where are you?

(8-Ball sees a note on the ground)

Joey (voice): 8-Ball, I have, uhhhh, business to take care of with Misty. Listen, I have a job for you. Harold the Demon Frog has a package, and I want you to go, and get it for me. Harold is over at the Chinatown Monorail Station. Kill him, and bring the package back here.

(news)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeews!

News Lady: Motorcycle chase has happened today, at the Portland Monorail Tracks. Some conductors had seen the chase, while they were transporting people around the City. One Civilian said that the battle started at the Chinatown Monorail Station. More soon, only on LCN.

Mission 8d - Quinton's Further Training

Boss: Quinton Cance
Characters: 8-Ball, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Quinton's Place, Portland View, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Mission Unlocks: Car Frenzy (Quinton)

Objectives:
* Take Quinton to Chinatown.
* Show Quinton how it is to kill Triads. Kill nine of them.
* Kill a group of Triads together, but make sure Quinton doesn't die.

Script:

Quinton: Hi, 8-Ball! You ready for further training? I know I am!

8-Ball: Sure, Quinton! Now, we're going to invade Chinatown.

Quinton: Killing some Triads, huh? Okay, just drive me to Chinatown, and show me how it works.

(once 8-Ball and Quinton get in the car)

Quinton: You know I am starting to like this. I don't know why I never bothered before?

8-Ball: You just don't know what it's like. Soon, you'll be as tough of a fighter as me!

Quinton: I hope you're right, man! So, we gonna have some Coke, some SPANK? Hmm?

8-Ball: When did you get that?

Quinton: I love drugs! They turn me on! Liberty City is alot better than Vice City, I'll tell you that, bro! We gonna kill some Triad mother fuckers!

8-Ball: Just stay on task, Quinton, everything will be fine!

(When they get to Chinatown)

8-Ball: Watch me kill some Triad mother fuckers.

(8-Ball is finished)

Quinton: I'm Quinton Cance! You have no chance! (starts shooting)

(when Quinton finishes)

Triad: Hey! Leone scums killing us for no reason!

Other Triad: Let's teach these losers a lesson!

(after finishing the fight)

Quinton: Wow! They was awesome! Listen, I'll stay here, and practice some more, I'll see you later 8-Ball.

8-Ball: Okay, but be careful, they'll have heavier weapons.

Mission 8c - Frogs In The Garage

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty
Gangs: Leone Family, Demon Frogs
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $900
Unlock Missions: Demon Frog Express (Joey)

Objectives:
* Drive to Joey's Old Garage over at Trenton.
* Kill the Demon Frogs trying to steal Joey's stash of weapons.
* Chase down the Demon Frog who is driving away with some Crates, but don't lose him.
* Take the stash of weapons to Joey.

Script:

(Joey is tickling Misty in his office)

Joey: Come on, Misty! Tell me where it is!

Misty (laughs): I DON'T KNOW! (laughs)

Joey: Yes you do, babe, don't lie to the leader of the Leones!

Misty (laughs): Get the fuck away from me! (runs away)

Joey: (laughs): Hey, come back here, YOU! (laughs) 8-Ball! Hey!

8-Ball: What the hell was that about?

Joey: Nah, nothing! Ol' Misty stole my bottle opener so I don't have to drink to much. So, anyway. I got a job for you.

8-Ball: Okay, what is it?

Joey: My old garage that I used to work at over at Trenton? Before more father died, well I'm using it as a Warehouse for supplies for the Leones. The Demon Frogs Mafia Family, the ones that are taking over Libery City, Vice City, Las Vengas, etc. They found out about my old garage, and now they are gonna steal my weapons. So, go, and wipe out the Frogs over there, and make sure no supplies get taken. Once you are done, I'll hire so Leones to guard the place from any other Demon Frog, or enemy gangs. I left you a Micro UZI outside for you. Okay, see ya! Now, Misty, where the fuck are you? The tickle monster is gonna come get you if you don't gimme back my bottle opener!

8-Ball (to himself): What the hell is Joey's problem?

Mission 8b - Guard The Club

Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball
Gangs: Diablos
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,200 & Pimp Outfit
Unlocks Missions: None

Objectives:
* Grab the weapons Luigi left for you on the roof.
* Guard Luigi's Club against three groups of Diablos with bombs.
* Take the big bomb truck from in front of Luigi's Club, and take it to a safe distance.

Script:

(8-Ball walks up the back exit but finds a note)

Luigi (voice): 8-Ball, We have big troubles on the way! Big troubles! Some of those fags the Diablos are coming to blow my Club out of the map! I left you a Shotgun, and a Micro UZI on the roof. Get those weapons, and save my Club. Three Leones are coming out of the front door to help you. Good luck, kid!

(when 8-Ball gets to the front)

Leone: Diablo car coming out of Hepburn Heights!

(when 8-Ball kills the Diablos)

Leone: Diablo faggots coming from the right side!

(when 8-Ball kills the Diablos)

Leone: DIABLOS! Straight ahead!

(when 8-Ball kills the Diablos)

Leone: Get ready guys! A truck full of bombs is coming towards the Club from Hepburn Heights! 8-Ball! When the truck comes, get it away from here!

(when 8-Ball saves the day)

Leone: Nice work, 8-Ball! I'm sure when Luigi comes back from his get away trip, I'm sure he'll be proud!

(News)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeews!

News Lady: Gang war crimes continue to erupt in the City! A battle between the Leone Mafia Family, and the Diablo Street Gang. The battle took place today around Luigi's Sex Club 7, a famous stip-club in Liberty City! The Diablo Street Gang leader, El Burro says, that the battle for the Club is the only way to earn money for my poor family, and friends. The LCPD believed in them, and are blamming the fight, and the whole war on the Leone Family. More later, only on LCN.

Mission 8a - Crazy Driver!

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Freddy
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $700 & Tec-9 Unlocked at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: The Attack (Rich) [after Guard the Club from Luigi, Frog's Revenage from Joey, and Turning Tricks from Quinton]

Objectives:

* Find Freddy the Crazy Driver, down at Atlantic Quays before <2>.
* Chase Freddy and kill him, but don't lose him.

Script:

8-Ball: Wuss up?

Rich: 8-Ball! I'm getting tired of this bastard pulling me over!

8-Ball: What you talking about, dude?

Rich: There is this crazy driver named Freddy. Usually when I drive to Luigi's Club, this guy keeps blocking my path, and I'd always have to go around. This usually takes place in traffic days. God! 8-Ball, kill this asshole for me. He might be leaving his job soon, he works at his warehouse over at Atlantic Quays. You may need to do a drive-by, so I left a Tec-9 for you outside if you need it.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Mission 7c - Battle For Portland Harbor

Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000 & Overalls Outfit
Unlocks Missions: Frogs In The Garage (Joey)

Objectives:
* Pick up some Leones around Portland.
* Drive to the Portland Harbor gate.
* Kill every Traid in your path until you reach their ship.
* Take a van full of SPANK to Joey's Lockup.

Script:

8-Ball: Joey, heeeey!

Joey: 8-Balll! Wussup?

(they hug)

Joey: So, 8-Ball, I heard your problem, and I'm here to help. So, I'll pay you to attack the Triads taking over Portland Harbor.

8-Ball: Really? A raid at Portland Harbor? Okay, what do you want me to do there?

Joey: Kill Triads of course! But that's not all, I want you to sink their ship. You see the Triads have a shipping company. They ship their SPANK around to any other Triad gang around the world. They just shipped a ship full of SPANK from San Fierro, San Andreas. I want you to sink the ship! Some Leones around town have bombs, they can help.

(when 8-Ball picks up a Leone)

8-Ball: Hey, Mr. Leone says there is a Triad ship at Portland Harbor that needs sinking, and I heard you have bombs, come with me.

(when they to the harbor)

8-Ball: I'm driving to the ship, you guys provide drive-bys! (vehicle health meter comes on)

(when 8-Ball finds a blockade)

8-Ball: Fuck! A blockade! Keep shooting guys!

(when they reach the ship, but finds someone throw a grenade)

8-Ball: AW, FUCK! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING VAN!

(car blows up, 8-Ball only survivor)

8-Ball: God damnit! I gotta call Joey! But I need a safe spot.

(when 8-Ball gets to the safespot)

8-Ball: Hello? Joey? It's 8-Ball.

Joey: Hey, 8-Ball! Did you finish the mission?

8-Ball: Bad news, Joey! Leones died, and the bombs are gone!

Joey: Okay, I know what's going on. That was my fault, we should've been more sneaky. Change of plans, 8-Ball. Look around, and find a van full of SPANK. Take the van to my lockup. Good luck, 8-Ball. Just don't fuck anything up by letting the van full of SPANK blow up too!

(after-mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello, 8-Ball here.

Richard: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Rich! I wanted to know if you were okay? I heard what happened at the docks.

8-Ball: Don't worry, Rich, I'm fine.

Richard: Okay, good! I'll see ya around!

(news)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeeews!

News Lady: Street war has started in Liberty City, between the Leone Family, and the Triads gang. One Triad gang member said, that they were aiming for their cargo ship that is full of items to provide piece in the city. Although a Leone member says, that the ship was full of SPANK. More later on LCN.

Mission 7b - The Barman

Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $700
Unlocks Missions: Quinton's Further Training (Quinton), Guard the Club (Luigi)

Objective:
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a Pistol.
* Train Quinton to beat the crap out of people.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a UZI.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a shotgun.

Script:

*knock knock*

8-Ball: Luigi, it's me.

Luigi: How ya doin, kid? You know Quinton here, right?

8-Ball: Sure, I know him!

Luigi: I need you to train him.

8-Ball: Uhhhh, okay.

Quinton: I never really wanted to train to kill people, but I have no choice.

Luigi: You be good to my friend, 8-Ball, okay?

Quinton: Sure thing, Luigi!

(after the cutscene is over)

8-Ball: Okay, Quinton, let's start off by killing people with the Pistol. I'll show you how it's done.

(after Quinton is done)

Quinton: Okay, 8-Ball, what now?

8-Ball: Beat the shit outta people with bare hands! This is the time for you to be a fucking badass!

(after Quinton is done)

8-Ball: Now, I'll show you to shoot people with a UZI.

(after Quinton is done)

8-Ball: Now the last part, Shotgun!

(after Quinton is done)

Quinton: Wow, 8-Ball! That was some good badass training! Quinton Cance does not allow my enemies to have a chance! Say, I loved training! Why don't you come down to my place over at Portland View! Whenever you feel like training me, come and see me. Thanks again!

Mission 7a - Street Race: Part 1

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Demon Frogs, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Crazy Driver (Rich), People will try to call 8-Ball through payphones around Portland and challenge 8-Ball to a race.

Objective:

* Find a Car (only regular cars, and SUVs are aloud)
* Get to the race starting point near the Callahan Bridge.
* Win the race, and win the grand prize of $1,000.

Script:

8-Ball: Rich? Rich?

(8-Ball finds a note)

Rich (voice): Dear 8-Ball, I found a way to get some more money. The Mayor started a race contest so gangs could earn money by Street Racing. There are a few parts of the contest. Part 1 is the Portland Regular Car races. If you want to win the prize of $1,000, win this race. The race is gonna start at the Callahan Bridge. Remember, they only allow Regular Cars, and SUVs. No, sports cars, no gang cars, no bikes, etc. Good luck on the race! You're challengers are James the Demon Frog, Ashiko the Yakuza, and Johnny of the Forellis.

Mission 6 - Triad Trouble

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500, Ability to buy clothes, and Ability to buy weapons at Ammu-Nation:
* Pistol
* Micro-UZI
* Shotgun
Unlock Missions: Street Race: Part 1 (Rich); Battle For Portland Harbor (Joey);
The Barman (Luigi)

Objectives:

* Go with Rich to Ammu-Nation, and he'll buy you a pistol.
* Go with Rich to the Construct Site at Harwood.
* Kill the Triads at the Construction Site.
* Steal the van full of SPANK, and take it to Rich's lockup at the Red Light District.

Script:

8-Ball: Knock, knock, it's Kick Ass O' Clock!

Richard: (laughs) You're funny, 8-Ball! Now, if you want to kick ass then I know what to do. You like SPANK?

8-Ball: Sure do!

Richard: Well I know a van full of it down at the Construction site at Harwood near the Ferry Station. Although the Triads are guarding it. So, come with me. I'll buy you a gun over at Ammu-Nation, and we can attack. Let's go!

(in Rich's car)

8-Ball: Where to first?

Richard: Ammu-Nation, I'm gonna buy you a Pistol.

(outside of Ammu-Nation)

Richard: I'll wait here.

(back inside Rich's car)

Richard: Okay, off to the Construction Site! It's at Harwood, near the Ferry Station.

8-Ball: Didn't you say that back at your place?

Richard: It's a reminder you fucking idiot! Now, drive!

8-Ball: You must really want the SPANK, don't you?

Richard: Yeah, sorry I yelled.

8-Ball: Don't worry.

(at the Site)

Richard: This is it! Now, attack any Triad you find until you get the van.

(inside the van)

Richard: Step on it, 8-Ball!

8-Ball: Where to now?

Richard: Go to my lockup, it's a Red Light District.

(after the van is at his lockup)

Richard: Nice driving, man! I'll see you around. Say, you might need some better clothes. Here take this cash, and you can buy some better clothes over at Binco over at Portland View. I'll see you later!

(phone call):

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!

Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey!

8-Ball: What's up, Mr. Leone?

Joey: Rich tells me you did pretty good killing some Triads earlier. Why don't you do some work for me? I'll be at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach. See you later.

Mission 5b - Cars of Disguise

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Diablo Scums! with Luigi]

Objectives:
* Take Rich's two cars, and respray them before 3 minutes are up. Make sure they don't get damaged at all.

Script:

8-Ball: Hey, Rich....

Richard: Shut up, 8-Ball! I'm a wanted man! I don't wanna go to jail! I can't! This is to much!

8-Ball: Rich, calm down!

Richard: Aw, man! They are gonna rip my balls off! They're going to make me sleep with men!

8-Ball: Rich, please?

Richard: This is just great, 8-Ball! Really fucking great! I'm so god damn screwed! If I'm in prison, I'll.....I'll get raped in the asshole by men! Oh, I hate my life!!!

8-Ball: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG?!

Richard: Well, when I did a drive-by on some Cops so I can steal their uniforms, and find files about the Triads, and the Diablos. But now, the Cops saw me, well not me, they saw my car. Me, and another person in a different car did drive-bys on Cops. Now, the Cops are looking for the cars! They're searching every building in this damn city! 8-Ball, I want you to respray both cars over at Pay n Spray. Hurry! They'll be here in like three minutes! Hurry, GO!

Mission 5a - Diablo Scums!

Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Cars of Disguise mission]

Objectives:

* Run over seven Diablos around the city.
* Run over the last three Diablos, but be careful with the Diablos chasing you.
* Ambush the Diablos at the Leone Ambush at the Harwood Ferry Station.

Script:

(Luigi and Mickey talking outside, Mickey has a ice pack on his face)

Luigi: Now, Mickey, remember this: My girls aren't whores, okay? Don't treat them like whores, and you won't be kicked in the face.

Mickey: Okay, Lui...ow ow ow.....Okay Luigi, whatever you say.

Luigi: Now, go on home, and get some rest. I'll see you tomorrow. Hey, 8-Ball.

8-Ball: What's going on with Mickey?

Luigi: Don't worry about it. Now, the Diablos have been driving me nuts! I found out that the robbers at Burger Shot, they were the Diablos, and they were trying to get us arrested by the Cops! I want revenage. Now, take a car, run over seven Diablos in the city!

8-Ball: Okay, I'm on it!

Luigi: Wait, 8-Ball.....Wait! You're gonna be chased by their friends after words. So I got some Leones to ambush them. Make the cock suckers that are chasing you, follow you to the Harwood Ferry Station. The Leones over at the Station would take care of them. Now go, get outta here.

Mission 4b - Your Head A Baseball

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward:
$350
Unlock Missions: Cars of Disguise (Rich)

Objectives:
* Get a Baseball Bat at Gangsta's Paradise Shop at Trenton.
* Go to Hepburn Heights and beat the crap outta four Diablos.
* Grab a suitcase full of money from a dead Diablo.
* Drive back to Rich's Place, but careful of the Diablos chasing you.

Script:

Richard: Oh they think they can rip me off! I don't think so!

8-Ball: What's wrong, buddy?

Richard: Well, the Diablos had ripped me off! Those bastards robbed the Portland Bank, and stole my money! MY MONEY, 8-BALL! I want them to pay me off. I bought you a baseball bat, it's at the Gangsta's Paradise Melee weapon shop in Trenton. Pick up the bat, and beat the shit out of these assholes! Go to Hepburn Heights to beat them up.

(at gangsta's paradise when you talk to the guy behind the desk)

Clerk: Sup, homie? You're friend bought this bat for you.

(at Hepburn Heights)

Diablo: Who the fuck are you?

8-Ball: YOUR DEATH, ASSHOLE!

Mission 4a - Ripped-Off

Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlock Missions: Diablo Scums! (Luigi)

Objectives:
* Find Luigi's Girls around Red Light District, and make them pay off Luigi before (3 hours).

Script:
* knock knock*

8-Ball: Luigi, it's me!

Luigi: How ya doin, kid? So, want another job?

8-Ball: Sure do!

Luigi: Well, my girls are ripping me off a bit. It makes me pissed, but that still doesn't make them whores. I know some need the money, but I do more! Come take a drive with me, we'll settle this. MICKEY I'M GOING AGAIN!

Mickey (from distance): Wait, Luigi! Mary is gonna stick a dildo up my.....!

(Luigi shuts down)

Luigi: He'll be fine! Come on, 8-Ball.

(in Luigi's Car)

Luigi: All my girls work at Red Light District. I need to get paid before their shift is over, so step on it.

1st Girl: Hey, Luigi! I needed the money for something, but you can have it now.

2nd Girl: Why are you following me around, Luigi? I'm not your bitch.

3rd Girl: You don't trust me, Luigi? You're just like JD.

4th Girl: Hiiiiiii, Luigi! I got your money right here.

5th Girl: Hey, Luigi! I was about to come to your Club, and pay you off.

(if there were a pimp)

Luigi: Hey! That pimp is ripping off one of my girls! Kill him, and get the money!

(time up; mission failure)

Luigi: 8-Ball, I know we're still friends, but I'm not trusting your driving to much!

(able to get money before time up)

Luigi: Nice job, kid! Take us back to the Club.

Mission 3 - Energize

Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli
Starting Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Gangs: Leone Family
Reward: $200 & Ability to buy food at any Resturant / Fast Food Joint / Diner.
Unlock Missions: Ripped-Off (Luigi) & Your Head A Baseball (Rich)

Objectives:
* Take a drive with Luigi to Burger Shot at Callahan Point.
* Luigi left his wallet at the Club, steal money from a guy. Beat the crap outta him.
* Buy some food at Burger Shot (Luigi is buying).
* You have a two star wanted level, grab a car, and head to Pay n Spray (Luigi is paying).
* Drive back to Luigi's Club.

Script:

*knock knock*

8-Ball: HEY! Luigi, it's me, 8-Ball! *knock knock* Hey, Luigi, get the fuck out here!

Luigi (on other side): I'm coming, I'm coming, jeez! (opens door) Hey, 8-Ball! What's up?

8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?

Luigi: Oh, I am just having fun with the girls, you know? Can't I have fun for once in my life?

8-Ball: Errrrrr, no! (laughs)

Luigi: (laughs) Very funny, 8-Ball! You're cool. Now, Rich called, he said you were avaible for doing jobs for, huh? Okay, come with me. Let's go for a drive. HEY, MICKEY? YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHILE I'M GONE. DON'T SCREW WITH MARY, OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO SENT YOU HOME AGAIN!

(in the car)


8-Ball: Where we going?

Luigi: Burger Shot, at Callahan Point.

8-Ball: Why?

Luigi: I'm buying you a nice refreshing meal.

(at Burger Shot)

Luigi: Okay, we here, now let me just.... AW FUCK!

8-Ball: What's wrong now?

Luigi: I left my wallet at the Club! Looks like we need to steal the money. Look for a guy, beat the crap outta him, and take his money. Make sure there are no cops around.

(after you get the money)

Luigi: Okay, good job, now let me get you a nice refreshing meal.

(after the meal)

Luigi: That was good, huh?

(sees robbers)

Robber: Okay, nobody move! This is a raid!

Luigi: Quick out the back door, 8-Ball!

(when you start running)

Robber: HEY, I SAID NOBODY MOVE, YOU ASSHOLES!

(out the door, cops are outside)

LCPD: Freeze! Don't move!

Luigi: They think we did it? Screw them, let's go! Get a car, quickly!

(after you both inside car)

Luigi: Go to pay n spray, quick! I'm paying.

(after your car gets sprayed)

Luigi: Nice job, kid! Head back to the Club.

(back at the club)

Luigi: You did well, kid. Come back for more work later.

(after-mission phone call)

8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!

Richard: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Rich. I got more work if you want. Come back to my place.


(news)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeews!

News Lady: Five robbers had hit Burger Shot last night after they started a raid. Two of the robbers got away, but their friends they betrayed were punished by the law. The two escaping robbers were thought to be Leone Family members. More later on LCN.

Mission 2 - Spy and Seek

Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Starting Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $100 & Leone Outfit
Unlocks Missions: Energize (Luigi)

Objectives:
* Grab your Binoculars at your Place.
* Head over to Chinatown.
* Spy on the Triad and Diablo meeting.
* Drive back at Rich's Place.

Script:

*knock knock*

Richard: Who's there?

8-Ball: 8-Ball.

Richard: 8-Ball, who?

8-Ball: Just open the god damn door!

Richard: (laughs) Nice joke, man! Very funny!

8-Ball: Riiiiiiiiich!

Richard: Fine, but you can't handle a joke, man? (opens door)

8-Ball: How ya doing, Rich?

Richard: Not bad, not bad. So, you're ready for your first job?

8-Ball: More than ever!

Richard: Very well then, time to get you back on your feet. Now, as you know, the Triads had teamed up with the Diablos. That'll make a MASSIVE EFFECT to the Leones! I want you to spy on their meeting, and hear what the hell are they doing. Be sure to take some bionculars with you, and don't get spotted.

8-Ball: Okay, Rich.

(meeting)

Triad: So, us Triads, and you Diablos are at truce, against the Leone Family.

Diablo: That's correct.

Triad: So, what should be our plan to attack the Gentleman's Club at Portland Beach?

Diablo: We're still thinking, but I'm sure all of us would be treated fairly in this mission. All we need to make sure, is to find Joey Leone dead.

Triad: Just, Joey?

Diablo: Well if we can find Toni Cipriani, than sure, him too, he's a tough bastard for the Leones.

Triad: Okay, make sure know Leones know about this. They need to know, we are not a piece.

Diablo: As you wish. See you at the mission.

(back at Rich's, Rich is waiting for you outside)

Richard: What news?

8-Ball: The Triads and Diablos are planning a huge attack at the Gentleman's Club.

Richard: Bad news that is. I'll notify Mr. Leone about this. By the way, Luigi wants to help you get back on your feet. Meet him at his Club later. I'll give you more jobs later, I'll let you know. Okay, we good? Alright, see ya, man.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Mission 1 - Business Has Been Bombed

Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: 8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: 8-Ball's Place as Safehouse
Boss: 8-Ball
Mission Unlocks: Spy and Seek (Rich)

Objectives:
* Drive to 8-Ball's Place in Hepburn Heights.

Script:
(after 8-Ball gets in a vehicle)

Choras: Liberty Neeeeeews!

News Lady: Liberty City, once again delt a hard blow tonight, as a van rode across the Callahan Bridge, and dropped several bombs in the middle of it, causing it to explode. Same problem over at the Porter Road Tunnel. After these events, the Portland Subway station has closed down until further notice. Oh, this just in, the ferries at Harwood Ferry station were missing. So it looks like Portland is once again seperated from the rest of the city. Stay tuned later on LCN.

(when 8-Ball gets to his place)

(8-Ball walks into his door, and calls his friend Richard)

Richard: Hello, this is Richard G. Newell. State your business.

8-Ball: Hey, man, wussup?

Richard: 8-Ball, my man! I'm sorry what happened, I heard everything on the news, your bankrupt.

8-Ball: No shit sherlock, what else is new?

Richard: I know what you mean, man.

8-Ball: All my money is gone, all my bombs, all my weapons!

Richard: Where's the money you had in your wallet?

8-Ball: *grunts* I spent it all at Luigi's Club.

Richard: You're in idiot, 8-Ball. Why the fuck would you do that?

8-Ball: I don't know, man! I guess I over did it, wanted to get horny, and shit, you know?

Richard: *Sigh*

8-Ball: Well, face it, I'm ruined, bankrupt!

Richard: Well, I'm gonna help you get back on your feet! I got plenty of money. So, why don't you work for me for a little while?

8-Ball: That sounds like a great idea, Rich! Maybe I still have hope.

Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! Now, meet me at my place later. I can help you out, when you're ready.

8-Ball: Alright, sounds great! Talk to ya later, man!

Richard: Okay, bro, cya!

(they hang up)

The Introduction (Part 7) - 8-Ball

Characters: 8-Ball, The Thieves
Gangs: ?????

Script:
(8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City)

(8-Ball drives to his shop near sunset, gets out of car, and heads towards the door, but finds out there is something wrong, he opens the door, turns on the lights, and notices some robbers)

8-Ball: HEY, YOU GUYS? What the hell do you think you're doing?

(thevies start running all over the room, one escapes, 8-Ball beats one guy up, but then the theif punches his face, and his nose starts bleeding, then the second theif runs away, 8-Ball captures the third and final thief)

8-Ball: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOP?!

Thief: This is not the only shop, all your others are getting robbed, and you have to be forced to shut down!

(thief shoots himself in the head, and dies, and the other two thieves drive away. 8-Ball runs out the door)

8-Ball: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN SHIT, MAN!

(8-Ball calms down, and stomps the ground, and walks back into his store)

8-Ball: Man! I can't believe this!

(20 minutes later)

(LCPD Cops all over the place)

8-Ball: So, officer, what news?

Cop: Well, all your money, weapons, and bombs are gone, we checked all your other places around Liberty, but they robbed there too. As well as Vice City, Los Santos, and all your other bombshops. I'm sorry, 8-Ball, but I think this is the end of 8-Ball's Bombshop.....for now, until you can find the missing bombs, and earn back your money.

8-Ball: Thank you, officer.

Cop: So, we're gonna close down all your shops, and investigate. You head on home, and we'll see what we can do to help.

8-Ball: Thanks, man.

Cop: No problem, 8-Ball. You have a great night!

8-Ball: You too, man. *Sigh* I guess.

(all cops drive away, and 8-Ball sits down very upset)

8-Ball: I'M RUINED!!!! (echos)

The Introduction (Part 6) - Tommy & Glenny

Characters: Tommy Vercetti, Glenny Sindacco
Gangs: Vercetti Gang, Sindacco Family

Script:
(Vercetti Estate, Starfish Island, Vice City)....

Tommy: So, Glenny Sindacco! I'm glad you're hear to see me. What's your business?

Glenny: Well, Mr. Vercetti, we need money for our Casino in Downtown.

Tommy: More? Look, I know we're friends, but why do you keep "borrowing" money from me?

Glenny: If we don't have the money, we'll go bankrupt!

Tommy: Oh, you're gonna go bankrupted, eh? You need money for your stupid fucking casino? Why, the hell would I spent more money for your casino? How would I know you're spending all my loot on coke, and weed? *sniff*

Glenny: But, if we do this, you'll be a richer man than you are now! The money is for investment on our banks. You give us $400,000, and you'll be richer than ever, Mr. Vercetti!

Tommy: Hmmmm..... Well, let's see, you used to be friends by my enemies the Forellis, but you betrayed them, and left them for dead in Liberty City. Well, I am happy for that. Then you Sindaccos escaped Liberty, and moved to Vice City, so you can be friends with me, and keep STEALING all my fucking money! ARE YOU REALLY GONNA USE MY MONEY ON YOUR GAY ASS CASINO, HUH?!

Glenny: Yes, Mr. Vercetti, yes!!!

Tommy: Well, you better, because if you don't, you Sindacco scums would pay for this! I'll sent my best men to kill all you Sindacco faggots in your gay ass Casino, and then we'll take it over.

(Tommy makes an evil smile)

Glenny: Whatever you say, Mr. Ver....cetti.

Tommy: Good! I'll right your check tomorrow. Move along, friend.

Glenny: Thank you, Mr. Vercetti.

(Glenny walks away and Tommy takes out Coke from his desk, and enhails it)

The Introduction (Part 5) - Cubans and Haitians

Characters: Umberto Robia, Shawn Dooju, Alberto Robia (seen in background)
Gangs: Cubans, Haitians

Script:
(Cuban Cafe, Little Havana, Vice City)...

(cubans and haitians dancing, singing, talking, listening to spanish music, and having a great time)

Umberto: Shawn, my friend! You're here!

Shawn: Ahhhh, Umberto!

(they hug)

Shawn: Sooooo, we are at piece now, eh?

Umberto: Of course, amigos! Why were we at war in the first place? We got along thanks to our friends the Demon Frogs!

Shawn: Yeeeeesssssss, very good, Umberto! Soooooooo, any news here in Little Havana?

Umberto: Heh heh! Well, not Cubans, and Haitians fighting, anymore!

Shawn: Yeeeeeeesssssss, no more fighting.

Umberto: Wow, if the Cholos were still around, we would laugh at their fucking faces, when they find out! (laughs) I gotta tell you, Shawn, you got big BALLS! Haitians have as big of balls, as the Cubans, eh Shawn?

Shawn: (laughs) Yes, Umberto, yeeeess!

Umberto: (laughs) Everyone? Hey, Papi? Could you turn off the music for a sec?

(Alberto turns off the sterio)

Umberto: CHEERS! To our friendship! The Cubans, and the Haitians, that finally have piece!

(everybody cheers and everyone....cheersed their glasses, then everyone has fun again)

The Introduction (Part 4) - The Demon Frogs

Characters: Echo the Demon Frog, Corey the Demon Frog
Gangs: Demon Frogs

Script:
(Demon Frog Mantion, Prawn Island, Vice City)....

(Echo stands at the window watching the sunset)

Echo: Ah...what a beautiful sunset! A nice ending to any wonderful day at Vice City, won't you agree, Corey?

(Corey is shown sleeping but wakes up)

Corey: *snores* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.

Echo: *Sniffs* *sighs* Corey, the Demon Frogs are the best! Ever since 1990, when the Demon Frogs first started, everything was great! We took over Vice City in 1994, then the whole state of San Andreas in 1996, and then Liberty City in 2002! Life is great, Corey!

Corey: Yep, you're sure right, Echo!

Echo: Well, I hope our forces are going pretty well in Liberty City, Verick, and Domick are telling me they lost ground at Portland. It's possibly those bastards, the Leone Family! Those dickheads better watch out, because the Demon Frogs will know what'll come to them!

Corey: Uh huh.

Echo: I'm also pretty upset about us losing ground at Los Santos. Fuck those Grove Street Families! All I wanted to do was start a friendship between these gangs, but NOOO, they want to get all pushy, and greedy, and take out our ground in these cities. If gangs want to be friends with me, then we'll be friends with them, but if they want a war, they got a war. We're the best! But we're losing after the Leones, and Grove Street! I'm so glad we're friends with the Colombian Cartel, I knew they would come in handy! They got a Rhino Tank. I'm a bit upset that they are killing our other friends the Yakuza. We're friends with the Triads, Diablos, Southside Hoods, Forellis, Sindaccos, Cubans, Haitians, Diaz Gang II, Bikers, and Sharks. Oh, the Uptown Yardies as well, but they have been a bit mean. I dunno what the fuck is going down in the neighbor hood. Corey, we need to stay alert, okay?

Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, sure, Echo.

Echo: Also, that guy, on Starfish Island, Tommy Vercetti! He was my first enemy! Him, and his gang. Fuck that Vercetti Gang! Let them all fall in a hole, see if I care? Corey, we need to stay alliance with any gang we can. I have a feeling that we might be betrayed, mostly the Yardies. We should stay on our toes, right Corey?

Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, okay, whatever you say, Echo.

Echo: Corey? Have you listened to one fucking word I said?

Corey: Uhh, of couse! Don't worry....I listening to every word you said Echo!

Echo: What was I talking about?

Corey: Uhhhh... Oh look at the time, my show is coming on! I'll see you tomorrow, Echo.

(Echo grunts and sighs, then looks out the window looking at the sunset)

The Introduction (Part 3) - Toni & Joey

Characters: Joey Leone, Toni Cipriani, Misty
Gangs: Leone Family

Script:
(Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City)....

(Joey sits down drinking when Toni comes in)

Joey: Toni, my friend! How's everything?

Toni: Terrible....as usual.

Joey: Toni.......it's been three years! Get over it!

Toni: I can't, Joey. I failed Salvatore big time.

Joey: Toni....Toni! Sit down, relax!

Toni: *Sigh* Yes, Mr. Leone. (sits down) What the fuck am I going to do? I mean, six years ago, I saved your father's life several times. I thinking to myself, why the fuck did I bother? It was all a waste of time. If only I had the chance to kill that man who killed your father. (stands up angry) MOTHER FUCKER!

Joey: TONI?! Toni, calm the fuck down, my friend. You're really getting on my nerves! Besides, it wasn't your fault that my father died. You saved his ass, many times. You are his most trusted ally. If you died, he would get worked up too, but he'll get over it, and you should too, Toni. If you want revenge on him, and get it out of the way, you'll need the help from your friends. Don't do this alone. He pays the Yakuza to protect him, he knows you are coming.

Toni: Joey, (he stands up and walks toward Joey) I know you are trying to help me, and save me, and I thank you very much. (Toni hugs Joey) But, Joey, I must do this alone. Sal demands me too, even though I can't hear it, I can feel it. Better yet, I can't fuck up that girl Maria too.

Joey: Not Maria, Toni. She maybe a slut, but.....

Misty: What did you say, Joey? (Misty says it when she is in another room)

Joey: Nothing, Misty! It's not about you, babe! Now, Toni, as I was saying, not Maria, just the man, okay?

Toni: Yes, Mr. Leone.

Joey: Toni, you don't have to call me, Mr. Leone. I'm your friend, so call me Joey. Only the other Leones call me Mr. Leone.

Toni: Okay, Joey. I'll be patient. I'll wait for you at my house at Shoreside Vale.

The Introduction (Part 2): Yuka and the Yakuzas

Characters: Yuka Kasen, Tomito
Gangs: Yakuza

Script:

(Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City)....

(Yuka practicing her karate moves)

Yakuza: Uh... Miss Yuka Kasen?

(accidentally punches the Yakuza in the face)

Yuka: Tomito! How many times do I have to say not to interrupt my Karate practice?

Tomito: My mistake Miss Kasen. It won't happen again.

Yuka: Very well then, you interrupt my practice already, so what the hell do you want?

Tomito: Miss Kasen, I wanted to let you know that the men you sent to infultrate the Colombian Cartel's base at Rockford, they all died from a....uhh...

Yuka: Spit it out, Tomito!

Tomito: ...A Rhino Tank, Miss Waka-Gashira.

Yuka: What? Those fuckin Colombians don't know what they had coming! (she smokes a bit) Do you.....know how they got that Rhino in the first place, Tomito?

Tomito: No, ma'am. My guess is that it could've been stolen by the Military.

Yuka: (Yuka smokes more) Hmmm.... Well I am pretty smart for young Yakuza leader, but I don't if it had, because there is no Military Base in Liberty City. Unless, the Colombians could have been...stealing during the the transfer of a Rhino Tank that was going through Liberty?

Tomito: It could be, but how would we know?

Yuka: Easy, all we have to do, is capture a Cartel member, and question it. But to do this, we need a strong fighter. Just gimme a few days to think about this. My main choice right now is a man that lives at Shoreside Vale with his girlfriend, Maria. Maria was a friend of my Aunt Asuka, until my Aunt died from those cock suckers the Colombians. Although I am not that sure. That man is not the most trusted member. He might have helped us for money, and protection. He did get in bad shape as well. Perhaps I may make my choice soon, but in the mean time, we must wait. Cancel all attacks at any Colombian Cartel outpost. Although we do need spies, to make sure that Rhino doesn't attack this Casino, or any other Yakuza outpost. Tell the whole gang about this, Tomito.

Tomito: Yes, Miss Kasen, right away.

(they bow, and Tomito walks away)

The Introduction (Part 1) - Luigi, Mickey, & Quinton

Characters: Mickey Hamfists, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family

Script:
(Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City, 2004)....

(Mickey and some other guys watching strippers)

Mickey: Yeah, baby! Woo hoo! Shake that ass! (laughs) Hey, Luigi? Come check out this chick. I think she is number one today.

Luigi: Be there in a minute, Mickey. I got business to take care of first.

Mickey: Wow, shake those tits girl! Very big! (mickey gets kicked in the face) OW!!! Bitch!

(Luigi walks to the bar and sees the barman)

Luigi: Quinton, how's it going, kid?

Quinton: Not much, Luigi, just the same ol stuff, with Mickey getting pounded by strippers, and me keeping the drinks on ice! (laughs)

Luigi: Okay, so I gotta tell you some important shit going on.

Quinton: What's the problem, man?

Luigi: Ever since the death of Salvatore Leone, crap has been going wrong with the Leone Family.

Quinton: Are you saying his son, Joey is a bad leader?

Luigi: Hell, no! It's just about the alliances with some of the gangs in this fuckin city! Not to long ago, the Triads had joined forces with the Diablos. Two of our main enemies in Portland!

Quinton: So, what the hell do you want me to do? I'm a fucking bartender, not a fighter, Luigi!

Luigi: I know, but that's why you are going to help out. You're going to see Joey.

Quinton: What? I am no fighter, and I don't want to be, Luigi! Just ask Mickey, he'll do it.

Luigi: Mickey, fought in many battles before you even knew the word "battle". He's a Leone hero. Him, and Toni Cipriani of course.

Quinton: Are you sure you want me to help?

Luigi: Look, Quinton, you are not the only one that's going to be helping out in the battle. 8-Ball, formal leader of 8-Ball's Bomb Shop is a Leone as well. 8-Ball's best friend Richard G. Newell, is gonna help 8-Ball every step of the way. (slapping sound) Hey, Mickey, take it easy on the girls, they are not whores!

Mickey: Got it!

Luigi: Where was I? Uhhh...

Quinton: You were talking about 8-Ball?

Luigi: Ah, yes! Rich is gonna help 8-Ball, but so are you. Rich trains 8-Ball, 8-Ball trains you.

Quinton: Why, Luigi? Why are you doing this to me?

Luigi: Shut your god damn mouth, Quinton! It's not my idea, it's Joey's!

Quinton: Got it, but I can't fight without a weapon.

Luigi: I'll get your god damn weapon, soon. Just do your same ol bartending shit, and I'll let you know when training starts. Use your life while you still can, kid.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Talk Radio Stations

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Vice City Radio Stations

Flash FM:
DJ: Duncan Pathews & Judith Heathers
Genre: Pop
Songs:
* Land Of Confusion - Genesis
* Lean Back - Terror Squad
* You And I Both - Jason Mraz
* I'm Not Crazy - Matchbox 20
* Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
* What Are You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani
* Float On - Modest Mouse
* Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z
* Jesus Walks - Kanye West
* Radio - Robbie Williams

Time Machine FM:
DJ: Marco Sindacco
Genre: 80s Pop
Songs:
* Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
* The Land Down Under - Men At Work
* Such A Shame - Talk Talk
* Power Of Love - Laura Branigan
* Man In Motion - St. Elmo's Fire
* You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
*

V-Rock:
DJ: Jimmy Davids & Michelle Vince
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
* One Step Closer - Linkin Park
* Spoonman - Soundgarden
* All Star - Smash Mouth
*

Radio Espantoso:
DJ: Hector Hermendez
Genre: Spanish Music
Songs:
* nelly furtado fotografia - Juanes
* jowell y randy ft baby rasta y gringo - Tito El Bambino
* el ritmo no perdona - Daddy Yankee
* belinda lo siento - Belinda
* me enamora - Juanes
* Cien AƱos - Selena
* Loba - Shakira
* Si Una Vez - Selena

Emotion 98.3:
DJ: Johnathan Bravo
Genre: Love Music
Songs:
* You're The Insperation - Chicago
* You'll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins
* I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton
* You Were Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
* She Believes In Me - Kenny Rogers
* Breathe - Faith Hill
* When I Call You're Name - Vince Gill
*
I've Been Touched By An Angel - Luffy Nami
*
Forever Young - Laura Branigan
*
Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey

HA-LOL Radio:
DJ: Freddy
Genre: Comedy Music
Songs:
* Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Allan Sherman
* White and Nerdy - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Fat - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Good Advice - Allan Sherman
* Amish Paradise - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Like a Surgeon - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Canadian Idiot - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Yoda - Wierd Al Yankovic


The Wave 103:
DJ: Adam First
Genre: Random Songs
Songs:
* Don't You Want Me - The Human League
* Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson
* Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani
* By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
*

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Liberty City Radio Stations

Head Radio:
DJ: Michael Hunt
Genre: Adult Contemporary
Songs:
* Bypass to Otherness - The Parallelograms
* Femme Fatal - Conor and Jay
* Every Breath You Take - Hitmakers
* 100 Years - Five For Fighting
* Move Ya Body Girl - Nina Sky
* My Boo - Usher and Alica Keys
* Heaven - Los Lonely Boys
* Calling All Angels - Train
* Drift Away - Uncle Kracker

Double Cleff FM:
DJ: Yashii Socko
Gerne: Classical
Songs:
1. Ave Maria - Maria Callas Otello
2. Naughty Marietta - Sumi Jo
3. Estrellita - Beverly Sills
4. Pretty Baby - Billy Murray
5. Ninth Symphony - Beethoven
6. Also Sprach Zarathustra - Richard Strauss
7. Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
8. 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
9. The Blue Danube - Johann Strauss II

K-Jah:
DJs: Marshall Peters & Johnny Lawton
Genre: Reggae
Songs:
* Boombastic - Shaggy
* Informer - Snow
* Night Of The Living Dead - Scientist
* Gad Man The Prophet - Scientist
* Dreadlock Holiday - 10cc
* Get Busy - Sean Paul
* It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
* Dude - Beenie Man
* Like Glue - Sean Paul

Rise FM:
DJ: JOE (James Owen Ernie)
Genre: House
Songs:
* Move Your Body - Eiffel 65
* Cha-Cha Slide (Part 2) - Mr. C
* Call On Me - Eric Prydz
* Naughty Girl - Beyone
* Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
* Inside My Head - West London Deep
* California Dreaming - Royal Gigolos
* Yeah! - Usher
* House of God - DHS
* Yo Yo Get Funky - Fast Eddie

Lips 106:
DJs: Teri and Toni
Genre: Top 40
Songs:
* Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas
* Numb - Linkin Park
* Toxic - Britney Spears
* Like A Stone - Audioslave
* Love Shack - B52s
* Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan
* Somebody Told Me - The Killers
* Milkshake - Kelis
* Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows

Flashback 95.6:
DJ: Fernando Martinez
Genre: Oldies
Songs:
* Fashion - David Bowie
* Another One Bites The Dust - Queen
* Golden Years - David Bowie
* You're My Best Friend - Queen
* Let's Dance - David Bowie
* Bicycle - Queen
* Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
* Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
* Under Pressure - David Bowie and Queen

Game Radio FM:
DJ: Stretch Armstrong & Lord Sear
Genre: Hip-Hop, Rap
Songs:
* Hey Ya - OutKast
* Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop Dogg
* Lean Back - Terror Squad ft. Fat Joe & Remy Ma
* Slow Jamz - Twista
* Slow Motion - Juvenile
* Sweat - Nelly
* Trouble - Akon
* Turning Point - Mario
* One Love - New Edition
* Fly Or Die - N.E.R.D.

Radio X East Coast:
DJ: Marty Mathews
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Away From Me - Puddle Of Mudd
* Rock And Roll All Night - Kiss
* In The End - Linkin Park
* Out Of Control - Hoobastank
* American Idiot - Green Day
* Take It Away - The Used
* Word Up - Korn
* Talk Shows On Mute - Incubus
* Mr. Brightside - The Killers

LCPR:
DJ: (look in LCPR page when it's made)
Genre: Talk Station
(LCPR page would be made soon)