Boss: Joey Leone
Characters: 8-Ball, Joey Leone, Misty
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000 & Overalls Outfit
Unlocks Missions: Frogs In The Garage (Joey)
Objectives:
* Pick up some Leones around Portland.
* Drive to the Portland Harbor gate.
* Kill every Traid in your path until you reach their ship.
* Take a van full of SPANK to Joey's Lockup.
Script:
8-Ball: Joey, heeeey!
Joey: 8-Balll! Wussup?
(they hug)
Joey: So, 8-Ball, I heard your problem, and I'm here to help. So, I'll pay you to attack the Triads taking over Portland Harbor.
8-Ball: Really? A raid at Portland Harbor? Okay, what do you want me to do there?
Joey: Kill Triads of course! But that's not all, I want you to sink their ship. You see the Triads have a shipping company. They ship their SPANK around to any other Triad gang around the world. They just shipped a ship full of SPANK from San Fierro, San Andreas. I want you to sink the ship! Some Leones around town have bombs, they can help.
(when 8-Ball picks up a Leone)
8-Ball: Hey, Mr. Leone says there is a Triad ship at Portland Harbor that needs sinking, and I heard you have bombs, come with me.
(when they to the harbor)
8-Ball: I'm driving to the ship, you guys provide drive-bys! (vehicle health meter comes on)
(when 8-Ball finds a blockade)
8-Ball: Fuck! A blockade! Keep shooting guys!
(when they reach the ship, but finds someone throw a grenade)
8-Ball: AW, FUCK! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING VAN!
(car blows up, 8-Ball only survivor)
8-Ball: God damnit! I gotta call Joey! But I need a safe spot.
(when 8-Ball gets to the safespot)
8-Ball: Hello? Joey? It's 8-Ball.
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball! Did you finish the mission?
8-Ball: Bad news, Joey! Leones died, and the bombs are gone!
Joey: Okay, I know what's going on. That was my fault, we should've been more sneaky. Change of plans, 8-Ball. Look around, and find a van full of SPANK. Take the van to my lockup. Good luck, 8-Ball. Just don't fuck anything up by letting the van full of SPANK blow up too!
(after-mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello, 8-Ball here.
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Rich! I wanted to know if you were okay? I heard what happened at the docks.
8-Ball: Don't worry, Rich, I'm fine.
Richard: Okay, good! I'll see ya around!
(news)
Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeeews!
News Lady: Street war has started in Liberty City, between the Leone Family, and the Triads gang. One Triad gang member said, that they were aiming for their cargo ship that is full of items to provide piece in the city. Although a Leone member says, that the ship was full of SPANK. More later on LCN.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Mission 7b - The Barman
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $700
Unlocks Missions: Quinton's Further Training (Quinton), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objective:
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a Pistol.
* Train Quinton to beat the crap out of people.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a UZI.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a shotgun.
Script:
*knock knock*
8-Ball: Luigi, it's me.
Luigi: How ya doin, kid? You know Quinton here, right?
8-Ball: Sure, I know him!
Luigi: I need you to train him.
8-Ball: Uhhhh, okay.
Quinton: I never really wanted to train to kill people, but I have no choice.
Luigi: You be good to my friend, 8-Ball, okay?
Quinton: Sure thing, Luigi!
(after the cutscene is over)
8-Ball: Okay, Quinton, let's start off by killing people with the Pistol. I'll show you how it's done.
(after Quinton is done)
Quinton: Okay, 8-Ball, what now?
8-Ball: Beat the shit outta people with bare hands! This is the time for you to be a fucking badass!
(after Quinton is done)
8-Ball: Now, I'll show you to shoot people with a UZI.
(after Quinton is done)
8-Ball: Now the last part, Shotgun!
(after Quinton is done)
Quinton: Wow, 8-Ball! That was some good badass training! Quinton Cance does not allow my enemies to have a chance! Say, I loved training! Why don't you come down to my place over at Portland View! Whenever you feel like training me, come and see me. Thanks again!
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $700
Unlocks Missions: Quinton's Further Training (Quinton), Guard the Club (Luigi)
Objective:
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a Pistol.
* Train Quinton to beat the crap out of people.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a UZI.
* Train Quinton to shoot some people with a shotgun.
Script:
*knock knock*
8-Ball: Luigi, it's me.
Luigi: How ya doin, kid? You know Quinton here, right?
8-Ball: Sure, I know him!
Luigi: I need you to train him.
8-Ball: Uhhhh, okay.
Quinton: I never really wanted to train to kill people, but I have no choice.
Luigi: You be good to my friend, 8-Ball, okay?
Quinton: Sure thing, Luigi!
(after the cutscene is over)
8-Ball: Okay, Quinton, let's start off by killing people with the Pistol. I'll show you how it's done.
(after Quinton is done)
Quinton: Okay, 8-Ball, what now?
8-Ball: Beat the shit outta people with bare hands! This is the time for you to be a fucking badass!
(after Quinton is done)
8-Ball: Now, I'll show you to shoot people with a UZI.
(after Quinton is done)
8-Ball: Now the last part, Shotgun!
(after Quinton is done)
Quinton: Wow, 8-Ball! That was some good badass training! Quinton Cance does not allow my enemies to have a chance! Say, I loved training! Why don't you come down to my place over at Portland View! Whenever you feel like training me, come and see me. Thanks again!
Mission 7a - Street Race: Part 1
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Demon Frogs, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Crazy Driver (Rich), People will try to call 8-Ball through payphones around Portland and challenge 8-Ball to a race.
Objective:
* Find a Car (only regular cars, and SUVs are aloud)
* Get to the race starting point near the Callahan Bridge.
* Win the race, and win the grand prize of $1,000.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich? Rich?
(8-Ball finds a note)
Rich (voice): Dear 8-Ball, I found a way to get some more money. The Mayor started a race contest so gangs could earn money by Street Racing. There are a few parts of the contest. Part 1 is the Portland Regular Car races. If you want to win the prize of $1,000, win this race. The race is gonna start at the Callahan Bridge. Remember, they only allow Regular Cars, and SUVs. No, sports cars, no gang cars, no bikes, etc. Good luck on the race! You're challengers are James the Demon Frog, Ashiko the Yakuza, and Johnny of the Forellis.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Forelli Family, Demon Frogs, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Crazy Driver (Rich), People will try to call 8-Ball through payphones around Portland and challenge 8-Ball to a race.
Objective:
* Find a Car (only regular cars, and SUVs are aloud)
* Get to the race starting point near the Callahan Bridge.
* Win the race, and win the grand prize of $1,000.
Script:
8-Ball: Rich? Rich?
(8-Ball finds a note)
Rich (voice): Dear 8-Ball, I found a way to get some more money. The Mayor started a race contest so gangs could earn money by Street Racing. There are a few parts of the contest. Part 1 is the Portland Regular Car races. If you want to win the prize of $1,000, win this race. The race is gonna start at the Callahan Bridge. Remember, they only allow Regular Cars, and SUVs. No, sports cars, no gang cars, no bikes, etc. Good luck on the race! You're challengers are James the Demon Frog, Ashiko the Yakuza, and Johnny of the Forellis.
Mission 6 - Triad Trouble
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500, Ability to buy clothes, and Ability to buy weapons at Ammu-Nation:
* Pistol
* Micro-UZI
* Shotgun
Unlock Missions: Street Race: Part 1 (Rich); Battle For Portland Harbor (Joey);
The Barman (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Go with Rich to Ammu-Nation, and he'll buy you a pistol.
* Go with Rich to the Construct Site at Harwood.
* Kill the Triads at the Construction Site.
* Steal the van full of SPANK, and take it to Rich's lockup at the Red Light District.
Script:
8-Ball: Knock, knock, it's Kick Ass O' Clock!
Richard: (laughs) You're funny, 8-Ball! Now, if you want to kick ass then I know what to do. You like SPANK?
8-Ball: Sure do!
Richard: Well I know a van full of it down at the Construction site at Harwood near the Ferry Station. Although the Triads are guarding it. So, come with me. I'll buy you a gun over at Ammu-Nation, and we can attack. Let's go!
(in Rich's car)
8-Ball: Where to first?
Richard: Ammu-Nation, I'm gonna buy you a Pistol.
(outside of Ammu-Nation)
Richard: I'll wait here.
(back inside Rich's car)
Richard: Okay, off to the Construction Site! It's at Harwood, near the Ferry Station.
8-Ball: Didn't you say that back at your place?
Richard: It's a reminder you fucking idiot! Now, drive!
8-Ball: You must really want the SPANK, don't you?
Richard: Yeah, sorry I yelled.
8-Ball: Don't worry.
(at the Site)
Richard: This is it! Now, attack any Triad you find until you get the van.
(inside the van)
Richard: Step on it, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Where to now?
Richard: Go to my lockup, it's a Red Light District.
(after the van is at his lockup)
Richard: Nice driving, man! I'll see you around. Say, you might need some better clothes. Here take this cash, and you can buy some better clothes over at Binco over at Portland View. I'll see you later!
(phone call):
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey!
8-Ball: What's up, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Rich tells me you did pretty good killing some Triads earlier. Why don't you do some work for me? I'll be at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach. See you later.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500, Ability to buy clothes, and Ability to buy weapons at Ammu-Nation:
* Pistol
* Micro-UZI
* Shotgun
Unlock Missions: Street Race: Part 1 (Rich); Battle For Portland Harbor (Joey);
The Barman (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Go with Rich to Ammu-Nation, and he'll buy you a pistol.
* Go with Rich to the Construct Site at Harwood.
* Kill the Triads at the Construction Site.
* Steal the van full of SPANK, and take it to Rich's lockup at the Red Light District.
Script:
8-Ball: Knock, knock, it's Kick Ass O' Clock!
Richard: (laughs) You're funny, 8-Ball! Now, if you want to kick ass then I know what to do. You like SPANK?
8-Ball: Sure do!
Richard: Well I know a van full of it down at the Construction site at Harwood near the Ferry Station. Although the Triads are guarding it. So, come with me. I'll buy you a gun over at Ammu-Nation, and we can attack. Let's go!
(in Rich's car)
8-Ball: Where to first?
Richard: Ammu-Nation, I'm gonna buy you a Pistol.
(outside of Ammu-Nation)
Richard: I'll wait here.
(back inside Rich's car)
Richard: Okay, off to the Construction Site! It's at Harwood, near the Ferry Station.
8-Ball: Didn't you say that back at your place?
Richard: It's a reminder you fucking idiot! Now, drive!
8-Ball: You must really want the SPANK, don't you?
Richard: Yeah, sorry I yelled.
8-Ball: Don't worry.
(at the Site)
Richard: This is it! Now, attack any Triad you find until you get the van.
(inside the van)
Richard: Step on it, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Where to now?
Richard: Go to my lockup, it's a Red Light District.
(after the van is at his lockup)
Richard: Nice driving, man! I'll see you around. Say, you might need some better clothes. Here take this cash, and you can buy some better clothes over at Binco over at Portland View. I'll see you later!
(phone call):
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!
Joey: 8-Ball, it's Joey!
8-Ball: What's up, Mr. Leone?
Joey: Rich tells me you did pretty good killing some Triads earlier. Why don't you do some work for me? I'll be at the Gentleman's Club in Portland Beach. See you later.
Mission 5b - Cars of Disguise
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Diablo Scums! with Luigi]
Objectives:
* Take Rich's two cars, and respray them before 3 minutes are up. Make sure they don't get damaged at all.
Script:
8-Ball: Hey, Rich....
Richard: Shut up, 8-Ball! I'm a wanted man! I don't wanna go to jail! I can't! This is to much!
8-Ball: Rich, calm down!
Richard: Aw, man! They are gonna rip my balls off! They're going to make me sleep with men!
8-Ball: Rich, please?
Richard: This is just great, 8-Ball! Really fucking great! I'm so god damn screwed! If I'm in prison, I'll.....I'll get raped in the asshole by men! Oh, I hate my life!!!
8-Ball: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG?!
Richard: Well, when I did a drive-by on some Cops so I can steal their uniforms, and find files about the Triads, and the Diablos. But now, the Cops saw me, well not me, they saw my car. Me, and another person in a different car did drive-bys on Cops. Now, the Cops are looking for the cars! They're searching every building in this damn city! 8-Ball, I want you to respray both cars over at Pay n Spray. Hurry! They'll be here in like three minutes! Hurry, GO!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Diablo Scums! with Luigi]
Objectives:
* Take Rich's two cars, and respray them before 3 minutes are up. Make sure they don't get damaged at all.
Script:
8-Ball: Hey, Rich....
Richard: Shut up, 8-Ball! I'm a wanted man! I don't wanna go to jail! I can't! This is to much!
8-Ball: Rich, calm down!
Richard: Aw, man! They are gonna rip my balls off! They're going to make me sleep with men!
8-Ball: Rich, please?
Richard: This is just great, 8-Ball! Really fucking great! I'm so god damn screwed! If I'm in prison, I'll.....I'll get raped in the asshole by men! Oh, I hate my life!!!
8-Ball: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS WRONG?!
Richard: Well, when I did a drive-by on some Cops so I can steal their uniforms, and find files about the Triads, and the Diablos. But now, the Cops saw me, well not me, they saw my car. Me, and another person in a different car did drive-bys on Cops. Now, the Cops are looking for the cars! They're searching every building in this damn city! 8-Ball, I want you to respray both cars over at Pay n Spray. Hurry! They'll be here in like three minutes! Hurry, GO!
Mission 5a - Diablo Scums!
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Cars of Disguise mission]
Objectives:
* Run over seven Diablos around the city.
* Run over the last three Diablos, but be careful with the Diablos chasing you.
* Ambush the Diablos at the Leone Ambush at the Harwood Ferry Station.
Script:
(Luigi and Mickey talking outside, Mickey has a ice pack on his face)
Luigi: Now, Mickey, remember this: My girls aren't whores, okay? Don't treat them like whores, and you won't be kicked in the face.
Mickey: Okay, Lui...ow ow ow.....Okay Luigi, whatever you say.
Luigi: Now, go on home, and get some rest. I'll see you tomorrow. Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: What's going on with Mickey?
Luigi: Don't worry about it. Now, the Diablos have been driving me nuts! I found out that the robbers at Burger Shot, they were the Diablos, and they were trying to get us arrested by the Cops! I want revenage. Now, take a car, run over seven Diablos in the city!
8-Ball: Okay, I'm on it!
Luigi: Wait, 8-Ball.....Wait! You're gonna be chased by their friends after words. So I got some Leones to ambush them. Make the cock suckers that are chasing you, follow you to the Harwood Ferry Station. The Leones over at the Station would take care of them. Now go, get outta here.
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $500
Unlocks Missions: Triad Trouble (Rich) [after Cars of Disguise mission]
Objectives:
* Run over seven Diablos around the city.
* Run over the last three Diablos, but be careful with the Diablos chasing you.
* Ambush the Diablos at the Leone Ambush at the Harwood Ferry Station.
Script:
(Luigi and Mickey talking outside, Mickey has a ice pack on his face)
Luigi: Now, Mickey, remember this: My girls aren't whores, okay? Don't treat them like whores, and you won't be kicked in the face.
Mickey: Okay, Lui...ow ow ow.....Okay Luigi, whatever you say.
Luigi: Now, go on home, and get some rest. I'll see you tomorrow. Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: What's going on with Mickey?
Luigi: Don't worry about it. Now, the Diablos have been driving me nuts! I found out that the robbers at Burger Shot, they were the Diablos, and they were trying to get us arrested by the Cops! I want revenage. Now, take a car, run over seven Diablos in the city!
8-Ball: Okay, I'm on it!
Luigi: Wait, 8-Ball.....Wait! You're gonna be chased by their friends after words. So I got some Leones to ambush them. Make the cock suckers that are chasing you, follow you to the Harwood Ferry Station. The Leones over at the Station would take care of them. Now go, get outta here.
Mission 4b - Your Head A Baseball
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $350
Unlock Missions: Cars of Disguise (Rich)
Objectives:
* Get a Baseball Bat at Gangsta's Paradise Shop at Trenton.
* Go to Hepburn Heights and beat the crap outta four Diablos.
* Grab a suitcase full of money from a dead Diablo.
* Drive back to Rich's Place, but careful of the Diablos chasing you.
Script:
Richard: Oh they think they can rip me off! I don't think so!
8-Ball: What's wrong, buddy?
Richard: Well, the Diablos had ripped me off! Those bastards robbed the Portland Bank, and stole my money! MY MONEY, 8-BALL! I want them to pay me off. I bought you a baseball bat, it's at the Gangsta's Paradise Melee weapon shop in Trenton. Pick up the bat, and beat the shit out of these assholes! Go to Hepburn Heights to beat them up.
(at gangsta's paradise when you talk to the guy behind the desk)
Clerk: Sup, homie? You're friend bought this bat for you.
(at Hepburn Heights)
Diablo: Who the fuck are you?
8-Ball: YOUR DEATH, ASSHOLE!
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Diablos
Start-Off Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $350
Unlock Missions: Cars of Disguise (Rich)
Objectives:
* Get a Baseball Bat at Gangsta's Paradise Shop at Trenton.
* Go to Hepburn Heights and beat the crap outta four Diablos.
* Grab a suitcase full of money from a dead Diablo.
* Drive back to Rich's Place, but careful of the Diablos chasing you.
Script:
Richard: Oh they think they can rip me off! I don't think so!
8-Ball: What's wrong, buddy?
Richard: Well, the Diablos had ripped me off! Those bastards robbed the Portland Bank, and stole my money! MY MONEY, 8-BALL! I want them to pay me off. I bought you a baseball bat, it's at the Gangsta's Paradise Melee weapon shop in Trenton. Pick up the bat, and beat the shit out of these assholes! Go to Hepburn Heights to beat them up.
(at gangsta's paradise when you talk to the guy behind the desk)
Clerk: Sup, homie? You're friend bought this bat for you.
(at Hepburn Heights)
Diablo: Who the fuck are you?
8-Ball: YOUR DEATH, ASSHOLE!
Mission 4a - Ripped-Off
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlock Missions: Diablo Scums! (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find Luigi's Girls around Red Light District, and make them pay off Luigi before (3 hours).
Script:
* knock knock*
8-Ball: Luigi, it's me!
Luigi: How ya doin, kid? So, want another job?
8-Ball: Sure do!
Luigi: Well, my girls are ripping me off a bit. It makes me pissed, but that still doesn't make them whores. I know some need the money, but I do more! Come take a drive with me, we'll settle this. MICKEY I'M GOING AGAIN!
Mickey (from distance): Wait, Luigi! Mary is gonna stick a dildo up my.....!
(Luigi shuts down)
Luigi: He'll be fine! Come on, 8-Ball.
(in Luigi's Car)
Luigi: All my girls work at Red Light District. I need to get paid before their shift is over, so step on it.
1st Girl: Hey, Luigi! I needed the money for something, but you can have it now.
2nd Girl: Why are you following me around, Luigi? I'm not your bitch.
3rd Girl: You don't trust me, Luigi? You're just like JD.
4th Girl: Hiiiiiii, Luigi! I got your money right here.
5th Girl: Hey, Luigi! I was about to come to your Club, and pay you off.
(if there were a pimp)
Luigi: Hey! That pimp is ripping off one of my girls! Kill him, and get the money!
(time up; mission failure)
Luigi: 8-Ball, I know we're still friends, but I'm not trusting your driving to much!
(able to get money before time up)
Luigi: Nice job, kid! Take us back to the Club.
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli, Mickey Hamfists
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $400
Unlock Missions: Diablo Scums! (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Find Luigi's Girls around Red Light District, and make them pay off Luigi before (3 hours).
Script:
* knock knock*
8-Ball: Luigi, it's me!
Luigi: How ya doin, kid? So, want another job?
8-Ball: Sure do!
Luigi: Well, my girls are ripping me off a bit. It makes me pissed, but that still doesn't make them whores. I know some need the money, but I do more! Come take a drive with me, we'll settle this. MICKEY I'M GOING AGAIN!
Mickey (from distance): Wait, Luigi! Mary is gonna stick a dildo up my.....!
(Luigi shuts down)
Luigi: He'll be fine! Come on, 8-Ball.
(in Luigi's Car)
Luigi: All my girls work at Red Light District. I need to get paid before their shift is over, so step on it.
1st Girl: Hey, Luigi! I needed the money for something, but you can have it now.
2nd Girl: Why are you following me around, Luigi? I'm not your bitch.
3rd Girl: You don't trust me, Luigi? You're just like JD.
4th Girl: Hiiiiiii, Luigi! I got your money right here.
5th Girl: Hey, Luigi! I was about to come to your Club, and pay you off.
(if there were a pimp)
Luigi: Hey! That pimp is ripping off one of my girls! Kill him, and get the money!
(time up; mission failure)
Luigi: 8-Ball, I know we're still friends, but I'm not trusting your driving to much!
(able to get money before time up)
Luigi: Nice job, kid! Take us back to the Club.
Mission 3 - Energize
Boss: Luigi Goterelli
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli
Starting Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Gangs: Leone Family
Reward: $200 & Ability to buy food at any Resturant / Fast Food Joint / Diner.
Unlock Missions: Ripped-Off (Luigi) & Your Head A Baseball (Rich)
Objectives:
* Take a drive with Luigi to Burger Shot at Callahan Point.
* Luigi left his wallet at the Club, steal money from a guy. Beat the crap outta him.
* Buy some food at Burger Shot (Luigi is buying).
* You have a two star wanted level, grab a car, and head to Pay n Spray (Luigi is paying).
* Drive back to Luigi's Club.
Script:
*knock knock*
8-Ball: HEY! Luigi, it's me, 8-Ball! *knock knock* Hey, Luigi, get the fuck out here!
Luigi (on other side): I'm coming, I'm coming, jeez! (opens door) Hey, 8-Ball! What's up?
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Luigi: Oh, I am just having fun with the girls, you know? Can't I have fun for once in my life?
8-Ball: Errrrrr, no! (laughs)
Luigi: (laughs) Very funny, 8-Ball! You're cool. Now, Rich called, he said you were avaible for doing jobs for, huh? Okay, come with me. Let's go for a drive. HEY, MICKEY? YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHILE I'M GONE. DON'T SCREW WITH MARY, OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO SENT YOU HOME AGAIN!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going?
Luigi: Burger Shot, at Callahan Point.
8-Ball: Why?
Luigi: I'm buying you a nice refreshing meal.
(at Burger Shot)
Luigi: Okay, we here, now let me just.... AW FUCK!
8-Ball: What's wrong now?
Luigi: I left my wallet at the Club! Looks like we need to steal the money. Look for a guy, beat the crap outta him, and take his money. Make sure there are no cops around.
(after you get the money)
Luigi: Okay, good job, now let me get you a nice refreshing meal.
(after the meal)
Luigi: That was good, huh?
(sees robbers)
Robber: Okay, nobody move! This is a raid!
Luigi: Quick out the back door, 8-Ball!
(when you start running)
Robber: HEY, I SAID NOBODY MOVE, YOU ASSHOLES!
(out the door, cops are outside)
LCPD: Freeze! Don't move!
Luigi: They think we did it? Screw them, let's go! Get a car, quickly!
(after you both inside car)
Luigi: Go to pay n spray, quick! I'm paying.
(after your car gets sprayed)
Luigi: Nice job, kid! Head back to the Club.
(back at the club)
Luigi: You did well, kid. Come back for more work later.
(after-mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Rich. I got more work if you want. Come back to my place.
(news)
Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeews!
News Lady: Five robbers had hit Burger Shot last night after they started a raid. Two of the robbers got away, but their friends they betrayed were punished by the law. The two escaping robbers were thought to be Leone Family members. More later on LCN.
Characters: 8-Ball, Luigi Goterelli
Starting Location: Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City
Gangs: Leone Family
Reward: $200 & Ability to buy food at any Resturant / Fast Food Joint / Diner.
Unlock Missions: Ripped-Off (Luigi) & Your Head A Baseball (Rich)
Objectives:
* Take a drive with Luigi to Burger Shot at Callahan Point.
* Luigi left his wallet at the Club, steal money from a guy. Beat the crap outta him.
* Buy some food at Burger Shot (Luigi is buying).
* You have a two star wanted level, grab a car, and head to Pay n Spray (Luigi is paying).
* Drive back to Luigi's Club.
Script:
*knock knock*
8-Ball: HEY! Luigi, it's me, 8-Ball! *knock knock* Hey, Luigi, get the fuck out here!
Luigi (on other side): I'm coming, I'm coming, jeez! (opens door) Hey, 8-Ball! What's up?
8-Ball: What the hell is wrong with you?
Luigi: Oh, I am just having fun with the girls, you know? Can't I have fun for once in my life?
8-Ball: Errrrrr, no! (laughs)
Luigi: (laughs) Very funny, 8-Ball! You're cool. Now, Rich called, he said you were avaible for doing jobs for, huh? Okay, come with me. Let's go for a drive. HEY, MICKEY? YOU'RE IN CHARGE WHILE I'M GONE. DON'T SCREW WITH MARY, OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO SENT YOU HOME AGAIN!
(in the car)
8-Ball: Where we going?
Luigi: Burger Shot, at Callahan Point.
8-Ball: Why?
Luigi: I'm buying you a nice refreshing meal.
(at Burger Shot)
Luigi: Okay, we here, now let me just.... AW FUCK!
8-Ball: What's wrong now?
Luigi: I left my wallet at the Club! Looks like we need to steal the money. Look for a guy, beat the crap outta him, and take his money. Make sure there are no cops around.
(after you get the money)
Luigi: Okay, good job, now let me get you a nice refreshing meal.
(after the meal)
Luigi: That was good, huh?
(sees robbers)
Robber: Okay, nobody move! This is a raid!
Luigi: Quick out the back door, 8-Ball!
(when you start running)
Robber: HEY, I SAID NOBODY MOVE, YOU ASSHOLES!
(out the door, cops are outside)
LCPD: Freeze! Don't move!
Luigi: They think we did it? Screw them, let's go! Get a car, quickly!
(after you both inside car)
Luigi: Go to pay n spray, quick! I'm paying.
(after your car gets sprayed)
Luigi: Nice job, kid! Head back to the Club.
(back at the club)
Luigi: You did well, kid. Come back for more work later.
(after-mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here!
Richard: Hey, 8-Ball, it's Rich. I got more work if you want. Come back to my place.
(news)
Choras: Liberty Neeeeeeeeews!
News Lady: Five robbers had hit Burger Shot last night after they started a raid. Two of the robbers got away, but their friends they betrayed were punished by the law. The two escaping robbers were thought to be Leone Family members. More later on LCN.
Mission 2 - Spy and Seek
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Starting Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $100 & Leone Outfit
Unlocks Missions: Energize (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Grab your Binoculars at your Place.
* Head over to Chinatown.
* Spy on the Triad and Diablo meeting.
* Drive back at Rich's Place.
Script:
*knock knock*
Richard: Who's there?
8-Ball: 8-Ball.
Richard: 8-Ball, who?
8-Ball: Just open the god damn door!
Richard: (laughs) Nice joke, man! Very funny!
8-Ball: Riiiiiiiiich!
Richard: Fine, but you can't handle a joke, man? (opens door)
8-Ball: How ya doing, Rich?
Richard: Not bad, not bad. So, you're ready for your first job?
8-Ball: More than ever!
Richard: Very well then, time to get you back on your feet. Now, as you know, the Triads had teamed up with the Diablos. That'll make a MASSIVE EFFECT to the Leones! I want you to spy on their meeting, and hear what the hell are they doing. Be sure to take some bionculars with you, and don't get spotted.
8-Ball: Okay, Rich.
(meeting)
Triad: So, us Triads, and you Diablos are at truce, against the Leone Family.
Diablo: That's correct.
Triad: So, what should be our plan to attack the Gentleman's Club at Portland Beach?
Diablo: We're still thinking, but I'm sure all of us would be treated fairly in this mission. All we need to make sure, is to find Joey Leone dead.
Triad: Just, Joey?
Diablo: Well if we can find Toni Cipriani, than sure, him too, he's a tough bastard for the Leones.
Triad: Okay, make sure know Leones know about this. They need to know, we are not a piece.
Diablo: As you wish. See you at the mission.
(back at Rich's, Rich is waiting for you outside)
Richard: What news?
8-Ball: The Triads and Diablos are planning a huge attack at the Gentleman's Club.
Richard: Bad news that is. I'll notify Mr. Leone about this. By the way, Luigi wants to help you get back on your feet. Meet him at his Club later. I'll give you more jobs later, I'll let you know. Okay, we good? Alright, see ya, man.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family, Triads, Diablos
Starting Location: Rich's Place, Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: $100 & Leone Outfit
Unlocks Missions: Energize (Luigi)
Objectives:
* Grab your Binoculars at your Place.
* Head over to Chinatown.
* Spy on the Triad and Diablo meeting.
* Drive back at Rich's Place.
Script:
*knock knock*
Richard: Who's there?
8-Ball: 8-Ball.
Richard: 8-Ball, who?
8-Ball: Just open the god damn door!
Richard: (laughs) Nice joke, man! Very funny!
8-Ball: Riiiiiiiiich!
Richard: Fine, but you can't handle a joke, man? (opens door)
8-Ball: How ya doing, Rich?
Richard: Not bad, not bad. So, you're ready for your first job?
8-Ball: More than ever!
Richard: Very well then, time to get you back on your feet. Now, as you know, the Triads had teamed up with the Diablos. That'll make a MASSIVE EFFECT to the Leones! I want you to spy on their meeting, and hear what the hell are they doing. Be sure to take some bionculars with you, and don't get spotted.
8-Ball: Okay, Rich.
(meeting)
Triad: So, us Triads, and you Diablos are at truce, against the Leone Family.
Diablo: That's correct.
Triad: So, what should be our plan to attack the Gentleman's Club at Portland Beach?
Diablo: We're still thinking, but I'm sure all of us would be treated fairly in this mission. All we need to make sure, is to find Joey Leone dead.
Triad: Just, Joey?
Diablo: Well if we can find Toni Cipriani, than sure, him too, he's a tough bastard for the Leones.
Triad: Okay, make sure know Leones know about this. They need to know, we are not a piece.
Diablo: As you wish. See you at the mission.
(back at Rich's, Rich is waiting for you outside)
Richard: What news?
8-Ball: The Triads and Diablos are planning a huge attack at the Gentleman's Club.
Richard: Bad news that is. I'll notify Mr. Leone about this. By the way, Luigi wants to help you get back on your feet. Meet him at his Club later. I'll give you more jobs later, I'll let you know. Okay, we good? Alright, see ya, man.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Mission 1 - Business Has Been Bombed
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: 8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: 8-Ball's Place as Safehouse
Boss: 8-Ball
Mission Unlocks: Spy and Seek (Rich)
Objectives:
* Drive to 8-Ball's Place in Hepburn Heights.
Script:
(after 8-Ball gets in a vehicle)
Choras: Liberty Neeeeeews!
News Lady: Liberty City, once again delt a hard blow tonight, as a van rode across the Callahan Bridge, and dropped several bombs in the middle of it, causing it to explode. Same problem over at the Porter Road Tunnel. After these events, the Portland Subway station has closed down until further notice. Oh, this just in, the ferries at Harwood Ferry station were missing. So it looks like Portland is once again seperated from the rest of the city. Stay tuned later on LCN.
(when 8-Ball gets to his place)
(8-Ball walks into his door, and calls his friend Richard)
Richard: Hello, this is Richard G. Newell. State your business.
8-Ball: Hey, man, wussup?
Richard: 8-Ball, my man! I'm sorry what happened, I heard everything on the news, your bankrupt.
8-Ball: No shit sherlock, what else is new?
Richard: I know what you mean, man.
8-Ball: All my money is gone, all my bombs, all my weapons!
Richard: Where's the money you had in your wallet?
8-Ball: *grunts* I spent it all at Luigi's Club.
Richard: You're in idiot, 8-Ball. Why the fuck would you do that?
8-Ball: I don't know, man! I guess I over did it, wanted to get horny, and shit, you know?
Richard: *Sigh*
8-Ball: Well, face it, I'm ruined, bankrupt!
Richard: Well, I'm gonna help you get back on your feet! I got plenty of money. So, why don't you work for me for a little while?
8-Ball: That sounds like a great idea, Rich! Maybe I still have hope.
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! Now, meet me at my place later. I can help you out, when you're ready.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds great! Talk to ya later, man!
Richard: Okay, bro, cya!
(they hang up)
Gangs: Leone Family
Start-Off Location: 8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City
Reward: 8-Ball's Place as Safehouse
Boss: 8-Ball
Mission Unlocks: Spy and Seek (Rich)
Objectives:
* Drive to 8-Ball's Place in Hepburn Heights.
Script:
(after 8-Ball gets in a vehicle)
Choras: Liberty Neeeeeews!
News Lady: Liberty City, once again delt a hard blow tonight, as a van rode across the Callahan Bridge, and dropped several bombs in the middle of it, causing it to explode. Same problem over at the Porter Road Tunnel. After these events, the Portland Subway station has closed down until further notice. Oh, this just in, the ferries at Harwood Ferry station were missing. So it looks like Portland is once again seperated from the rest of the city. Stay tuned later on LCN.
(when 8-Ball gets to his place)
(8-Ball walks into his door, and calls his friend Richard)
Richard: Hello, this is Richard G. Newell. State your business.
8-Ball: Hey, man, wussup?
Richard: 8-Ball, my man! I'm sorry what happened, I heard everything on the news, your bankrupt.
8-Ball: No shit sherlock, what else is new?
Richard: I know what you mean, man.
8-Ball: All my money is gone, all my bombs, all my weapons!
Richard: Where's the money you had in your wallet?
8-Ball: *grunts* I spent it all at Luigi's Club.
Richard: You're in idiot, 8-Ball. Why the fuck would you do that?
8-Ball: I don't know, man! I guess I over did it, wanted to get horny, and shit, you know?
Richard: *Sigh*
8-Ball: Well, face it, I'm ruined, bankrupt!
Richard: Well, I'm gonna help you get back on your feet! I got plenty of money. So, why don't you work for me for a little while?
8-Ball: That sounds like a great idea, Rich! Maybe I still have hope.
Richard: Okay, 8-Ball! Now, meet me at my place later. I can help you out, when you're ready.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds great! Talk to ya later, man!
Richard: Okay, bro, cya!
(they hang up)
The Introduction (Part 7) - 8-Ball
Characters: 8-Ball, The Thieves
Gangs: ?????
Script:
(8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City)
(8-Ball drives to his shop near sunset, gets out of car, and heads towards the door, but finds out there is something wrong, he opens the door, turns on the lights, and notices some robbers)
8-Ball: HEY, YOU GUYS? What the hell do you think you're doing?
(thevies start running all over the room, one escapes, 8-Ball beats one guy up, but then the theif punches his face, and his nose starts bleeding, then the second theif runs away, 8-Ball captures the third and final thief)
8-Ball: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOP?!
Thief: This is not the only shop, all your others are getting robbed, and you have to be forced to shut down!
(thief shoots himself in the head, and dies, and the other two thieves drive away. 8-Ball runs out the door)
8-Ball: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN SHIT, MAN!
(8-Ball calms down, and stomps the ground, and walks back into his store)
8-Ball: Man! I can't believe this!
(20 minutes later)
(LCPD Cops all over the place)
8-Ball: So, officer, what news?
Cop: Well, all your money, weapons, and bombs are gone, we checked all your other places around Liberty, but they robbed there too. As well as Vice City, Los Santos, and all your other bombshops. I'm sorry, 8-Ball, but I think this is the end of 8-Ball's Bombshop.....for now, until you can find the missing bombs, and earn back your money.
8-Ball: Thank you, officer.
Cop: So, we're gonna close down all your shops, and investigate. You head on home, and we'll see what we can do to help.
8-Ball: Thanks, man.
Cop: No problem, 8-Ball. You have a great night!
8-Ball: You too, man. *Sigh* I guess.
(all cops drive away, and 8-Ball sits down very upset)
8-Ball: I'M RUINED!!!! (echos)
Gangs: ?????
Script:
(8-Ball's Bombshop, Harwood, Portland, Liberty City)
(8-Ball drives to his shop near sunset, gets out of car, and heads towards the door, but finds out there is something wrong, he opens the door, turns on the lights, and notices some robbers)
8-Ball: HEY, YOU GUYS? What the hell do you think you're doing?
(thevies start running all over the room, one escapes, 8-Ball beats one guy up, but then the theif punches his face, and his nose starts bleeding, then the second theif runs away, 8-Ball captures the third and final thief)
8-Ball: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOP?!
Thief: This is not the only shop, all your others are getting robbed, and you have to be forced to shut down!
(thief shoots himself in the head, and dies, and the other two thieves drive away. 8-Ball runs out the door)
8-Ball: HEY! GIMME BACK MY GODDAMN SHIT, MAN!
(8-Ball calms down, and stomps the ground, and walks back into his store)
8-Ball: Man! I can't believe this!
(20 minutes later)
(LCPD Cops all over the place)
8-Ball: So, officer, what news?
Cop: Well, all your money, weapons, and bombs are gone, we checked all your other places around Liberty, but they robbed there too. As well as Vice City, Los Santos, and all your other bombshops. I'm sorry, 8-Ball, but I think this is the end of 8-Ball's Bombshop.....for now, until you can find the missing bombs, and earn back your money.
8-Ball: Thank you, officer.
Cop: So, we're gonna close down all your shops, and investigate. You head on home, and we'll see what we can do to help.
8-Ball: Thanks, man.
Cop: No problem, 8-Ball. You have a great night!
8-Ball: You too, man. *Sigh* I guess.
(all cops drive away, and 8-Ball sits down very upset)
8-Ball: I'M RUINED!!!! (echos)
The Introduction (Part 6) - Tommy & Glenny
Characters: Tommy Vercetti, Glenny Sindacco
Gangs: Vercetti Gang, Sindacco Family
Script:
(Vercetti Estate, Starfish Island, Vice City)....
Tommy: So, Glenny Sindacco! I'm glad you're hear to see me. What's your business?
Glenny: Well, Mr. Vercetti, we need money for our Casino in Downtown.
Tommy: More? Look, I know we're friends, but why do you keep "borrowing" money from me?
Glenny: If we don't have the money, we'll go bankrupt!
Tommy: Oh, you're gonna go bankrupted, eh? You need money for your stupid fucking casino? Why, the hell would I spent more money for your casino? How would I know you're spending all my loot on coke, and weed? *sniff*
Glenny: But, if we do this, you'll be a richer man than you are now! The money is for investment on our banks. You give us $400,000, and you'll be richer than ever, Mr. Vercetti!
Tommy: Hmmmm..... Well, let's see, you used to be friends by my enemies the Forellis, but you betrayed them, and left them for dead in Liberty City. Well, I am happy for that. Then you Sindaccos escaped Liberty, and moved to Vice City, so you can be friends with me, and keep STEALING all my fucking money! ARE YOU REALLY GONNA USE MY MONEY ON YOUR GAY ASS CASINO, HUH?!
Glenny: Yes, Mr. Vercetti, yes!!!
Tommy: Well, you better, because if you don't, you Sindacco scums would pay for this! I'll sent my best men to kill all you Sindacco faggots in your gay ass Casino, and then we'll take it over.
(Tommy makes an evil smile)
Glenny: Whatever you say, Mr. Ver....cetti.
Tommy: Good! I'll right your check tomorrow. Move along, friend.
Glenny: Thank you, Mr. Vercetti.
(Glenny walks away and Tommy takes out Coke from his desk, and enhails it)
Gangs: Vercetti Gang, Sindacco Family
Script:
(Vercetti Estate, Starfish Island, Vice City)....
Tommy: So, Glenny Sindacco! I'm glad you're hear to see me. What's your business?
Glenny: Well, Mr. Vercetti, we need money for our Casino in Downtown.
Tommy: More? Look, I know we're friends, but why do you keep "borrowing" money from me?
Glenny: If we don't have the money, we'll go bankrupt!
Tommy: Oh, you're gonna go bankrupted, eh? You need money for your stupid fucking casino? Why, the hell would I spent more money for your casino? How would I know you're spending all my loot on coke, and weed? *sniff*
Glenny: But, if we do this, you'll be a richer man than you are now! The money is for investment on our banks. You give us $400,000, and you'll be richer than ever, Mr. Vercetti!
Tommy: Hmmmm..... Well, let's see, you used to be friends by my enemies the Forellis, but you betrayed them, and left them for dead in Liberty City. Well, I am happy for that. Then you Sindaccos escaped Liberty, and moved to Vice City, so you can be friends with me, and keep STEALING all my fucking money! ARE YOU REALLY GONNA USE MY MONEY ON YOUR GAY ASS CASINO, HUH?!
Glenny: Yes, Mr. Vercetti, yes!!!
Tommy: Well, you better, because if you don't, you Sindacco scums would pay for this! I'll sent my best men to kill all you Sindacco faggots in your gay ass Casino, and then we'll take it over.
(Tommy makes an evil smile)
Glenny: Whatever you say, Mr. Ver....cetti.
Tommy: Good! I'll right your check tomorrow. Move along, friend.
Glenny: Thank you, Mr. Vercetti.
(Glenny walks away and Tommy takes out Coke from his desk, and enhails it)
The Introduction (Part 5) - Cubans and Haitians
Characters: Umberto Robia, Shawn Dooju, Alberto Robia (seen in background)
Gangs: Cubans, Haitians
Script:
(Cuban Cafe, Little Havana, Vice City)...
(cubans and haitians dancing, singing, talking, listening to spanish music, and having a great time)
Umberto: Shawn, my friend! You're here!
Shawn: Ahhhh, Umberto!
(they hug)
Shawn: Sooooo, we are at piece now, eh?
Umberto: Of course, amigos! Why were we at war in the first place? We got along thanks to our friends the Demon Frogs!
Shawn: Yeeeeesssssss, very good, Umberto! Soooooooo, any news here in Little Havana?
Umberto: Heh heh! Well, not Cubans, and Haitians fighting, anymore!
Shawn: Yeeeeeeesssssss, no more fighting.
Umberto: Wow, if the Cholos were still around, we would laugh at their fucking faces, when they find out! (laughs) I gotta tell you, Shawn, you got big BALLS! Haitians have as big of balls, as the Cubans, eh Shawn?
Shawn: (laughs) Yes, Umberto, yeeeess!
Umberto: (laughs) Everyone? Hey, Papi? Could you turn off the music for a sec?
(Alberto turns off the sterio)
Umberto: CHEERS! To our friendship! The Cubans, and the Haitians, that finally have piece!
(everybody cheers and everyone....cheersed their glasses, then everyone has fun again)
Gangs: Cubans, Haitians
Script:
(Cuban Cafe, Little Havana, Vice City)...
(cubans and haitians dancing, singing, talking, listening to spanish music, and having a great time)
Umberto: Shawn, my friend! You're here!
Shawn: Ahhhh, Umberto!
(they hug)
Shawn: Sooooo, we are at piece now, eh?
Umberto: Of course, amigos! Why were we at war in the first place? We got along thanks to our friends the Demon Frogs!
Shawn: Yeeeeesssssss, very good, Umberto! Soooooooo, any news here in Little Havana?
Umberto: Heh heh! Well, not Cubans, and Haitians fighting, anymore!
Shawn: Yeeeeeeesssssss, no more fighting.
Umberto: Wow, if the Cholos were still around, we would laugh at their fucking faces, when they find out! (laughs) I gotta tell you, Shawn, you got big BALLS! Haitians have as big of balls, as the Cubans, eh Shawn?
Shawn: (laughs) Yes, Umberto, yeeeess!
Umberto: (laughs) Everyone? Hey, Papi? Could you turn off the music for a sec?
(Alberto turns off the sterio)
Umberto: CHEERS! To our friendship! The Cubans, and the Haitians, that finally have piece!
(everybody cheers and everyone....cheersed their glasses, then everyone has fun again)
The Introduction (Part 4) - The Demon Frogs
Characters: Echo the Demon Frog, Corey the Demon Frog
Gangs: Demon Frogs
Script:
(Demon Frog Mantion, Prawn Island, Vice City)....
(Echo stands at the window watching the sunset)
Echo: Ah...what a beautiful sunset! A nice ending to any wonderful day at Vice City, won't you agree, Corey?
(Corey is shown sleeping but wakes up)
Corey: *snores* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
Echo: *Sniffs* *sighs* Corey, the Demon Frogs are the best! Ever since 1990, when the Demon Frogs first started, everything was great! We took over Vice City in 1994, then the whole state of San Andreas in 1996, and then Liberty City in 2002! Life is great, Corey!
Corey: Yep, you're sure right, Echo!
Echo: Well, I hope our forces are going pretty well in Liberty City, Verick, and Domick are telling me they lost ground at Portland. It's possibly those bastards, the Leone Family! Those dickheads better watch out, because the Demon Frogs will know what'll come to them!
Corey: Uh huh.
Echo: I'm also pretty upset about us losing ground at Los Santos. Fuck those Grove Street Families! All I wanted to do was start a friendship between these gangs, but NOOO, they want to get all pushy, and greedy, and take out our ground in these cities. If gangs want to be friends with me, then we'll be friends with them, but if they want a war, they got a war. We're the best! But we're losing after the Leones, and Grove Street! I'm so glad we're friends with the Colombian Cartel, I knew they would come in handy! They got a Rhino Tank. I'm a bit upset that they are killing our other friends the Yakuza. We're friends with the Triads, Diablos, Southside Hoods, Forellis, Sindaccos, Cubans, Haitians, Diaz Gang II, Bikers, and Sharks. Oh, the Uptown Yardies as well, but they have been a bit mean. I dunno what the fuck is going down in the neighbor hood. Corey, we need to stay alert, okay?
Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, sure, Echo.
Echo: Also, that guy, on Starfish Island, Tommy Vercetti! He was my first enemy! Him, and his gang. Fuck that Vercetti Gang! Let them all fall in a hole, see if I care? Corey, we need to stay alliance with any gang we can. I have a feeling that we might be betrayed, mostly the Yardies. We should stay on our toes, right Corey?
Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, okay, whatever you say, Echo.
Echo: Corey? Have you listened to one fucking word I said?
Corey: Uhh, of couse! Don't worry....I listening to every word you said Echo!
Echo: What was I talking about?
Corey: Uhhhh... Oh look at the time, my show is coming on! I'll see you tomorrow, Echo.
(Echo grunts and sighs, then looks out the window looking at the sunset)
Gangs: Demon Frogs
Script:
(Demon Frog Mantion, Prawn Island, Vice City)....
(Echo stands at the window watching the sunset)
Echo: Ah...what a beautiful sunset! A nice ending to any wonderful day at Vice City, won't you agree, Corey?
(Corey is shown sleeping but wakes up)
Corey: *snores* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
Echo: *Sniffs* *sighs* Corey, the Demon Frogs are the best! Ever since 1990, when the Demon Frogs first started, everything was great! We took over Vice City in 1994, then the whole state of San Andreas in 1996, and then Liberty City in 2002! Life is great, Corey!
Corey: Yep, you're sure right, Echo!
Echo: Well, I hope our forces are going pretty well in Liberty City, Verick, and Domick are telling me they lost ground at Portland. It's possibly those bastards, the Leone Family! Those dickheads better watch out, because the Demon Frogs will know what'll come to them!
Corey: Uh huh.
Echo: I'm also pretty upset about us losing ground at Los Santos. Fuck those Grove Street Families! All I wanted to do was start a friendship between these gangs, but NOOO, they want to get all pushy, and greedy, and take out our ground in these cities. If gangs want to be friends with me, then we'll be friends with them, but if they want a war, they got a war. We're the best! But we're losing after the Leones, and Grove Street! I'm so glad we're friends with the Colombian Cartel, I knew they would come in handy! They got a Rhino Tank. I'm a bit upset that they are killing our other friends the Yakuza. We're friends with the Triads, Diablos, Southside Hoods, Forellis, Sindaccos, Cubans, Haitians, Diaz Gang II, Bikers, and Sharks. Oh, the Uptown Yardies as well, but they have been a bit mean. I dunno what the fuck is going down in the neighbor hood. Corey, we need to stay alert, okay?
Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, sure, Echo.
Echo: Also, that guy, on Starfish Island, Tommy Vercetti! He was my first enemy! Him, and his gang. Fuck that Vercetti Gang! Let them all fall in a hole, see if I care? Corey, we need to stay alliance with any gang we can. I have a feeling that we might be betrayed, mostly the Yardies. We should stay on our toes, right Corey?
Corey: *snore* Huh? Oh, okay, whatever you say, Echo.
Echo: Corey? Have you listened to one fucking word I said?
Corey: Uhh, of couse! Don't worry....I listening to every word you said Echo!
Echo: What was I talking about?
Corey: Uhhhh... Oh look at the time, my show is coming on! I'll see you tomorrow, Echo.
(Echo grunts and sighs, then looks out the window looking at the sunset)
The Introduction (Part 3) - Toni & Joey
Characters: Joey Leone, Toni Cipriani, Misty
Gangs: Leone Family
Script:
(Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City)....
(Joey sits down drinking when Toni comes in)
Joey: Toni, my friend! How's everything?
Toni: Terrible....as usual.
Joey: Toni.......it's been three years! Get over it!
Toni: I can't, Joey. I failed Salvatore big time.
Joey: Toni....Toni! Sit down, relax!
Toni: *Sigh* Yes, Mr. Leone. (sits down) What the fuck am I going to do? I mean, six years ago, I saved your father's life several times. I thinking to myself, why the fuck did I bother? It was all a waste of time. If only I had the chance to kill that man who killed your father. (stands up angry) MOTHER FUCKER!
Joey: TONI?! Toni, calm the fuck down, my friend. You're really getting on my nerves! Besides, it wasn't your fault that my father died. You saved his ass, many times. You are his most trusted ally. If you died, he would get worked up too, but he'll get over it, and you should too, Toni. If you want revenge on him, and get it out of the way, you'll need the help from your friends. Don't do this alone. He pays the Yakuza to protect him, he knows you are coming.
Toni: Joey, (he stands up and walks toward Joey) I know you are trying to help me, and save me, and I thank you very much. (Toni hugs Joey) But, Joey, I must do this alone. Sal demands me too, even though I can't hear it, I can feel it. Better yet, I can't fuck up that girl Maria too.
Joey: Not Maria, Toni. She maybe a slut, but.....
Misty: What did you say, Joey? (Misty says it when she is in another room)
Joey: Nothing, Misty! It's not about you, babe! Now, Toni, as I was saying, not Maria, just the man, okay?
Toni: Yes, Mr. Leone.
Joey: Toni, you don't have to call me, Mr. Leone. I'm your friend, so call me Joey. Only the other Leones call me Mr. Leone.
Toni: Okay, Joey. I'll be patient. I'll wait for you at my house at Shoreside Vale.
Gangs: Leone Family
Script:
(Leone Gentleman's Club, Portland Beach, Portland, Liberty City)....
(Joey sits down drinking when Toni comes in)
Joey: Toni, my friend! How's everything?
Toni: Terrible....as usual.
Joey: Toni.......it's been three years! Get over it!
Toni: I can't, Joey. I failed Salvatore big time.
Joey: Toni....Toni! Sit down, relax!
Toni: *Sigh* Yes, Mr. Leone. (sits down) What the fuck am I going to do? I mean, six years ago, I saved your father's life several times. I thinking to myself, why the fuck did I bother? It was all a waste of time. If only I had the chance to kill that man who killed your father. (stands up angry) MOTHER FUCKER!
Joey: TONI?! Toni, calm the fuck down, my friend. You're really getting on my nerves! Besides, it wasn't your fault that my father died. You saved his ass, many times. You are his most trusted ally. If you died, he would get worked up too, but he'll get over it, and you should too, Toni. If you want revenge on him, and get it out of the way, you'll need the help from your friends. Don't do this alone. He pays the Yakuza to protect him, he knows you are coming.
Toni: Joey, (he stands up and walks toward Joey) I know you are trying to help me, and save me, and I thank you very much. (Toni hugs Joey) But, Joey, I must do this alone. Sal demands me too, even though I can't hear it, I can feel it. Better yet, I can't fuck up that girl Maria too.
Joey: Not Maria, Toni. She maybe a slut, but.....
Misty: What did you say, Joey? (Misty says it when she is in another room)
Joey: Nothing, Misty! It's not about you, babe! Now, Toni, as I was saying, not Maria, just the man, okay?
Toni: Yes, Mr. Leone.
Joey: Toni, you don't have to call me, Mr. Leone. I'm your friend, so call me Joey. Only the other Leones call me Mr. Leone.
Toni: Okay, Joey. I'll be patient. I'll wait for you at my house at Shoreside Vale.
The Introduction (Part 2): Yuka and the Yakuzas
Characters: Yuka Kasen, Tomito
Gangs: Yakuza
Script:
(Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City)....
(Yuka practicing her karate moves)
Yakuza: Uh... Miss Yuka Kasen?
(accidentally punches the Yakuza in the face)
Yuka: Tomito! How many times do I have to say not to interrupt my Karate practice?
Tomito: My mistake Miss Kasen. It won't happen again.
Yuka: Very well then, you interrupt my practice already, so what the hell do you want?
Tomito: Miss Kasen, I wanted to let you know that the men you sent to infultrate the Colombian Cartel's base at Rockford, they all died from a....uhh...
Yuka: Spit it out, Tomito!
Tomito: ...A Rhino Tank, Miss Waka-Gashira.
Yuka: What? Those fuckin Colombians don't know what they had coming! (she smokes a bit) Do you.....know how they got that Rhino in the first place, Tomito?
Tomito: No, ma'am. My guess is that it could've been stolen by the Military.
Yuka: (Yuka smokes more) Hmmm.... Well I am pretty smart for young Yakuza leader, but I don't if it had, because there is no Military Base in Liberty City. Unless, the Colombians could have been...stealing during the the transfer of a Rhino Tank that was going through Liberty?
Tomito: It could be, but how would we know?
Yuka: Easy, all we have to do, is capture a Cartel member, and question it. But to do this, we need a strong fighter. Just gimme a few days to think about this. My main choice right now is a man that lives at Shoreside Vale with his girlfriend, Maria. Maria was a friend of my Aunt Asuka, until my Aunt died from those cock suckers the Colombians. Although I am not that sure. That man is not the most trusted member. He might have helped us for money, and protection. He did get in bad shape as well. Perhaps I may make my choice soon, but in the mean time, we must wait. Cancel all attacks at any Colombian Cartel outpost. Although we do need spies, to make sure that Rhino doesn't attack this Casino, or any other Yakuza outpost. Tell the whole gang about this, Tomito.
Tomito: Yes, Miss Kasen, right away.
(they bow, and Tomito walks away)
Gangs: Yakuza
Script:
(Yakuza Casino, Torrington, Staunton Island, Liberty City)....
(Yuka practicing her karate moves)
Yakuza: Uh... Miss Yuka Kasen?
(accidentally punches the Yakuza in the face)
Yuka: Tomito! How many times do I have to say not to interrupt my Karate practice?
Tomito: My mistake Miss Kasen. It won't happen again.
Yuka: Very well then, you interrupt my practice already, so what the hell do you want?
Tomito: Miss Kasen, I wanted to let you know that the men you sent to infultrate the Colombian Cartel's base at Rockford, they all died from a....uhh...
Yuka: Spit it out, Tomito!
Tomito: ...A Rhino Tank, Miss Waka-Gashira.
Yuka: What? Those fuckin Colombians don't know what they had coming! (she smokes a bit) Do you.....know how they got that Rhino in the first place, Tomito?
Tomito: No, ma'am. My guess is that it could've been stolen by the Military.
Yuka: (Yuka smokes more) Hmmm.... Well I am pretty smart for young Yakuza leader, but I don't if it had, because there is no Military Base in Liberty City. Unless, the Colombians could have been...stealing during the the transfer of a Rhino Tank that was going through Liberty?
Tomito: It could be, but how would we know?
Yuka: Easy, all we have to do, is capture a Cartel member, and question it. But to do this, we need a strong fighter. Just gimme a few days to think about this. My main choice right now is a man that lives at Shoreside Vale with his girlfriend, Maria. Maria was a friend of my Aunt Asuka, until my Aunt died from those cock suckers the Colombians. Although I am not that sure. That man is not the most trusted member. He might have helped us for money, and protection. He did get in bad shape as well. Perhaps I may make my choice soon, but in the mean time, we must wait. Cancel all attacks at any Colombian Cartel outpost. Although we do need spies, to make sure that Rhino doesn't attack this Casino, or any other Yakuza outpost. Tell the whole gang about this, Tomito.
Tomito: Yes, Miss Kasen, right away.
(they bow, and Tomito walks away)
The Introduction (Part 1) - Luigi, Mickey, & Quinton
Characters: Mickey Hamfists, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Script:
(Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City, 2004)....
(Mickey and some other guys watching strippers)
Mickey: Yeah, baby! Woo hoo! Shake that ass! (laughs) Hey, Luigi? Come check out this chick. I think she is number one today.
Luigi: Be there in a minute, Mickey. I got business to take care of first.
Mickey: Wow, shake those tits girl! Very big! (mickey gets kicked in the face) OW!!! Bitch!
(Luigi walks to the bar and sees the barman)
Luigi: Quinton, how's it going, kid?
Quinton: Not much, Luigi, just the same ol stuff, with Mickey getting pounded by strippers, and me keeping the drinks on ice! (laughs)
Luigi: Okay, so I gotta tell you some important shit going on.
Quinton: What's the problem, man?
Luigi: Ever since the death of Salvatore Leone, crap has been going wrong with the Leone Family.
Quinton: Are you saying his son, Joey is a bad leader?
Luigi: Hell, no! It's just about the alliances with some of the gangs in this fuckin city! Not to long ago, the Triads had joined forces with the Diablos. Two of our main enemies in Portland!
Quinton: So, what the hell do you want me to do? I'm a fucking bartender, not a fighter, Luigi!
Luigi: I know, but that's why you are going to help out. You're going to see Joey.
Quinton: What? I am no fighter, and I don't want to be, Luigi! Just ask Mickey, he'll do it.
Luigi: Mickey, fought in many battles before you even knew the word "battle". He's a Leone hero. Him, and Toni Cipriani of course.
Quinton: Are you sure you want me to help?
Luigi: Look, Quinton, you are not the only one that's going to be helping out in the battle. 8-Ball, formal leader of 8-Ball's Bomb Shop is a Leone as well. 8-Ball's best friend Richard G. Newell, is gonna help 8-Ball every step of the way. (slapping sound) Hey, Mickey, take it easy on the girls, they are not whores!
Mickey: Got it!
Luigi: Where was I? Uhhh...
Quinton: You were talking about 8-Ball?
Luigi: Ah, yes! Rich is gonna help 8-Ball, but so are you. Rich trains 8-Ball, 8-Ball trains you.
Quinton: Why, Luigi? Why are you doing this to me?
Luigi: Shut your god damn mouth, Quinton! It's not my idea, it's Joey's!
Quinton: Got it, but I can't fight without a weapon.
Luigi: I'll get your god damn weapon, soon. Just do your same ol bartending shit, and I'll let you know when training starts. Use your life while you still can, kid.
Gangs: Leone Family
Script:
(Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City, 2004)....
(Mickey and some other guys watching strippers)
Mickey: Yeah, baby! Woo hoo! Shake that ass! (laughs) Hey, Luigi? Come check out this chick. I think she is number one today.
Luigi: Be there in a minute, Mickey. I got business to take care of first.
Mickey: Wow, shake those tits girl! Very big! (mickey gets kicked in the face) OW!!! Bitch!
(Luigi walks to the bar and sees the barman)
Luigi: Quinton, how's it going, kid?
Quinton: Not much, Luigi, just the same ol stuff, with Mickey getting pounded by strippers, and me keeping the drinks on ice! (laughs)
Luigi: Okay, so I gotta tell you some important shit going on.
Quinton: What's the problem, man?
Luigi: Ever since the death of Salvatore Leone, crap has been going wrong with the Leone Family.
Quinton: Are you saying his son, Joey is a bad leader?
Luigi: Hell, no! It's just about the alliances with some of the gangs in this fuckin city! Not to long ago, the Triads had joined forces with the Diablos. Two of our main enemies in Portland!
Quinton: So, what the hell do you want me to do? I'm a fucking bartender, not a fighter, Luigi!
Luigi: I know, but that's why you are going to help out. You're going to see Joey.
Quinton: What? I am no fighter, and I don't want to be, Luigi! Just ask Mickey, he'll do it.
Luigi: Mickey, fought in many battles before you even knew the word "battle". He's a Leone hero. Him, and Toni Cipriani of course.
Quinton: Are you sure you want me to help?
Luigi: Look, Quinton, you are not the only one that's going to be helping out in the battle. 8-Ball, formal leader of 8-Ball's Bomb Shop is a Leone as well. 8-Ball's best friend Richard G. Newell, is gonna help 8-Ball every step of the way. (slapping sound) Hey, Mickey, take it easy on the girls, they are not whores!
Mickey: Got it!
Luigi: Where was I? Uhhh...
Quinton: You were talking about 8-Ball?
Luigi: Ah, yes! Rich is gonna help 8-Ball, but so are you. Rich trains 8-Ball, 8-Ball trains you.
Quinton: Why, Luigi? Why are you doing this to me?
Luigi: Shut your god damn mouth, Quinton! It's not my idea, it's Joey's!
Quinton: Got it, but I can't fight without a weapon.
Luigi: I'll get your god damn weapon, soon. Just do your same ol bartending shit, and I'll let you know when training starts. Use your life while you still can, kid.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Vice City Radio Stations
Flash FM:
DJ: Duncan Pathews & Judith Heathers
Genre: Pop
Songs:
* Land Of Confusion - Genesis
* Lean Back - Terror Squad
* You And I Both - Jason Mraz
* I'm Not Crazy - Matchbox 20
* Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
* What Are You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani
* Float On - Modest Mouse
* Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z
* Jesus Walks - Kanye West
* Radio - Robbie Williams
Time Machine FM:
DJ: Marco Sindacco
Genre: 80s Pop
Songs:
* Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
* The Land Down Under - Men At Work
* Such A Shame - Talk Talk
* Power Of Love - Laura Branigan
* Man In Motion - St. Elmo's Fire
* You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
*
V-Rock:
DJ: Jimmy Davids & Michelle Vince
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
* One Step Closer - Linkin Park
* Spoonman - Soundgarden
* All Star - Smash Mouth
*
Radio Espantoso:
DJ: Hector Hermendez
Genre: Spanish Music
Songs:
* nelly furtado fotografia - Juanes
* jowell y randy ft baby rasta y gringo - Tito El Bambino
* el ritmo no perdona - Daddy Yankee
* belinda lo siento - Belinda
* me enamora - Juanes
* Cien Años - Selena
* Loba - Shakira
* Si Una Vez - Selena
Emotion 98.3:
DJ: Johnathan Bravo
Genre: Love Music
Songs:
* You're The Insperation - Chicago
* You'll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins
* I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton
* You Were Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
* She Believes In Me - Kenny Rogers
* Breathe - Faith Hill
* When I Call You're Name - Vince Gill
* I've Been Touched By An Angel - Luffy Nami
* Forever Young - Laura Branigan
* Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
HA-LOL Radio:
DJ: Freddy
Genre: Comedy Music
Songs:
* Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Allan Sherman
* White and Nerdy - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Fat - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Good Advice - Allan Sherman
* Amish Paradise - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Like a Surgeon - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Canadian Idiot - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Yoda - Wierd Al Yankovic
The Wave 103:
DJ: Adam First
Genre: Random Songs
Songs:
* Don't You Want Me - The Human League
* Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson
* Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani
* By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
*
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DJ: Duncan Pathews & Judith Heathers
Genre: Pop
Songs:
* Land Of Confusion - Genesis
* Lean Back - Terror Squad
* You And I Both - Jason Mraz
* I'm Not Crazy - Matchbox 20
* Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
* What Are You Waiting For? - Gwen Stefani
* Float On - Modest Mouse
* Dirt Off Your Shoulder - Jay-Z
* Jesus Walks - Kanye West
* Radio - Robbie Williams
Time Machine FM:
DJ: Marco Sindacco
Genre: 80s Pop
Songs:
* Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
* The Land Down Under - Men At Work
* Such A Shame - Talk Talk
* Power Of Love - Laura Branigan
* Man In Motion - St. Elmo's Fire
* You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
*
V-Rock:
DJ: Jimmy Davids & Michelle Vince
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
* One Step Closer - Linkin Park
* Spoonman - Soundgarden
* All Star - Smash Mouth
*
Radio Espantoso:
DJ: Hector Hermendez
Genre: Spanish Music
Songs:
* nelly furtado fotografia - Juanes
* jowell y randy ft baby rasta y gringo - Tito El Bambino
* el ritmo no perdona - Daddy Yankee
* belinda lo siento - Belinda
* me enamora - Juanes
* Cien Años - Selena
* Loba - Shakira
* Si Una Vez - Selena
Emotion 98.3:
DJ: Johnathan Bravo
Genre: Love Music
Songs:
* You're The Insperation - Chicago
* You'll Be In My Heart - Phil Collins
* I Will Always Love You - Dolly Parton
* You Were Always On My Mind - Willie Nelson
* She Believes In Me - Kenny Rogers
* Breathe - Faith Hill
* When I Call You're Name - Vince Gill
* I've Been Touched By An Angel - Luffy Nami
* Forever Young - Laura Branigan
* Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
HA-LOL Radio:
DJ: Freddy
Genre: Comedy Music
Songs:
* Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah - Allan Sherman
* White and Nerdy - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Fat - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Good Advice - Allan Sherman
* Amish Paradise - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Like a Surgeon - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Canadian Idiot - Wierd Al Yankovic
* Yoda - Wierd Al Yankovic
The Wave 103:
DJ: Adam First
Genre: Random Songs
Songs:
* Don't You Want Me - The Human League
* Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson
* Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani
* By The Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
*
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Liberty City Radio Stations
Head Radio:
DJ: Michael Hunt
Genre: Adult Contemporary
Songs:
* Bypass to Otherness - The Parallelograms
* Femme Fatal - Conor and Jay
* Every Breath You Take - Hitmakers
* 100 Years - Five For Fighting
* Move Ya Body Girl - Nina Sky
* My Boo - Usher and Alica Keys
* Heaven - Los Lonely Boys
* Calling All Angels - Train
* Drift Away - Uncle Kracker
Double Cleff FM:
DJ: Yashii Socko
Gerne: Classical
Songs:
1. Ave Maria - Maria Callas Otello
2. Naughty Marietta - Sumi Jo
3. Estrellita - Beverly Sills
4. Pretty Baby - Billy Murray
5. Ninth Symphony - Beethoven
6. Also Sprach Zarathustra - Richard Strauss
7. Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
8. 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
9. The Blue Danube - Johann Strauss II
K-Jah:
DJs: Marshall Peters & Johnny Lawton
Genre: Reggae
Songs:
* Boombastic - Shaggy
* Informer - Snow
* Night Of The Living Dead - Scientist
* Gad Man The Prophet - Scientist
* Dreadlock Holiday - 10cc
* Get Busy - Sean Paul
* It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
* Dude - Beenie Man
* Like Glue - Sean Paul
Rise FM:
DJ: JOE (James Owen Ernie)
Genre: House
Songs:
* Move Your Body - Eiffel 65
* Cha-Cha Slide (Part 2) - Mr. C
* Call On Me - Eric Prydz
* Naughty Girl - Beyone
* Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
* Inside My Head - West London Deep
* California Dreaming - Royal Gigolos
* Yeah! - Usher
* House of God - DHS
* Yo Yo Get Funky - Fast Eddie
Lips 106:
DJs: Teri and Toni
Genre: Top 40
Songs:
* Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas
* Numb - Linkin Park
* Toxic - Britney Spears
* Like A Stone - Audioslave
* Love Shack - B52s
* Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan
* Somebody Told Me - The Killers
* Milkshake - Kelis
* Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
Flashback 95.6:
DJ: Fernando Martinez
Genre: Oldies
Songs:
* Fashion - David Bowie
* Another One Bites The Dust - Queen
* Golden Years - David Bowie
* You're My Best Friend - Queen
* Let's Dance - David Bowie
* Bicycle - Queen
* Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
* Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
* Under Pressure - David Bowie and Queen
Game Radio FM:
DJ: Stretch Armstrong & Lord Sear
Genre: Hip-Hop, Rap
Songs:
* Hey Ya - OutKast
* Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop Dogg
* Lean Back - Terror Squad ft. Fat Joe & Remy Ma
* Slow Jamz - Twista
* Slow Motion - Juvenile
* Sweat - Nelly
* Trouble - Akon
* Turning Point - Mario
* One Love - New Edition
* Fly Or Die - N.E.R.D.
Radio X East Coast:
DJ: Marty Mathews
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Away From Me - Puddle Of Mudd
* Rock And Roll All Night - Kiss
* In The End - Linkin Park
* Out Of Control - Hoobastank
* American Idiot - Green Day
* Take It Away - The Used
* Word Up - Korn
* Talk Shows On Mute - Incubus
* Mr. Brightside - The Killers
LCPR:
DJ: (look in LCPR page when it's made)
Genre: Talk Station
(LCPR page would be made soon)
DJ: Michael Hunt
Genre: Adult Contemporary
Songs:
* Bypass to Otherness - The Parallelograms
* Femme Fatal - Conor and Jay
* Every Breath You Take - Hitmakers
* 100 Years - Five For Fighting
* Move Ya Body Girl - Nina Sky
* My Boo - Usher and Alica Keys
* Heaven - Los Lonely Boys
* Calling All Angels - Train
* Drift Away - Uncle Kracker
Double Cleff FM:
DJ: Yashii Socko
Gerne: Classical
Songs:
1. Ave Maria - Maria Callas Otello
2. Naughty Marietta - Sumi Jo
3. Estrellita - Beverly Sills
4. Pretty Baby - Billy Murray
5. Ninth Symphony - Beethoven
6. Also Sprach Zarathustra - Richard Strauss
7. Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven
8. 1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky
9. The Blue Danube - Johann Strauss II
K-Jah:
DJs: Marshall Peters & Johnny Lawton
Genre: Reggae
Songs:
* Boombastic - Shaggy
* Informer - Snow
* Night Of The Living Dead - Scientist
* Gad Man The Prophet - Scientist
* Dreadlock Holiday - 10cc
* Get Busy - Sean Paul
* It Wasn't Me - Shaggy
* Dude - Beenie Man
* Like Glue - Sean Paul
Rise FM:
DJ: JOE (James Owen Ernie)
Genre: House
Songs:
* Move Your Body - Eiffel 65
* Cha-Cha Slide (Part 2) - Mr. C
* Call On Me - Eric Prydz
* Naughty Girl - Beyone
* Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
* Inside My Head - West London Deep
* California Dreaming - Royal Gigolos
* Yeah! - Usher
* House of God - DHS
* Yo Yo Get Funky - Fast Eddie
Lips 106:
DJs: Teri and Toni
Genre: Top 40
Songs:
* Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas
* Numb - Linkin Park
* Toxic - Britney Spears
* Like A Stone - Audioslave
* Love Shack - B52s
* Welcome To My Life - Simple Plan
* Somebody Told Me - The Killers
* Milkshake - Kelis
* Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows
Flashback 95.6:
DJ: Fernando Martinez
Genre: Oldies
Songs:
* Fashion - David Bowie
* Another One Bites The Dust - Queen
* Golden Years - David Bowie
* You're My Best Friend - Queen
* Let's Dance - David Bowie
* Bicycle - Queen
* Rebel Rebel - David Bowie
* Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
* Under Pressure - David Bowie and Queen
Game Radio FM:
DJ: Stretch Armstrong & Lord Sear
Genre: Hip-Hop, Rap
Songs:
* Hey Ya - OutKast
* Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop Dogg
* Lean Back - Terror Squad ft. Fat Joe & Remy Ma
* Slow Jamz - Twista
* Slow Motion - Juvenile
* Sweat - Nelly
* Trouble - Akon
* Turning Point - Mario
* One Love - New Edition
* Fly Or Die - N.E.R.D.
Radio X East Coast:
DJ: Marty Mathews
Genre: Rock
Songs:
* Away From Me - Puddle Of Mudd
* Rock And Roll All Night - Kiss
* In The End - Linkin Park
* Out Of Control - Hoobastank
* American Idiot - Green Day
* Take It Away - The Used
* Word Up - Korn
* Talk Shows On Mute - Incubus
* Mr. Brightside - The Killers
LCPR:
DJ: (look in LCPR page when it's made)
Genre: Talk Station
(LCPR page would be made soon)
Vehicles in GTA Ultra
Street Cars, SUVs, and Pickup Trucks:
* Admiral
* Blista Compact
* Bobcat
* Esperanto
* Glendale
* Greenwood
* Hermes
* Idaho
* Kuruma
* Landstalker
* Manana
* Mesa Grande
* Oceanic
* Patriot
* Perennial
* Rancher
* Regina
* Sabre
* Sandking
* Sentinel
* Sentinel XS
* Stallion
* Stretch
* Virgo
* Voodoo
* Walton
* Washington
Vans:
* Blista
* Burrito
* Moonbeam
* Planlantic
* Pony
* Rumpo
* Securicar
* Top Fun
* TOYZ
Sports Cars:
* Banshee
* Cheetah
* Comet
* Deluxo
* Infernus
* Phoneix
* Sabre Turbo
* Stinger
Industrial:
* Benson (truck)
* Boxville
* Bulldozer
* Flatbed
* Forklift
* Linerunner
* Mule
* Mr. Wongs
* Packer
* Trashmaster
* Yankee
MotorBikes:
* BMX (regular bike)
* Faggio
* Freeway
* Manchez
* PCJ-600
* Quad
* Sanchez
* Wintergreen
Public Survice:
* Bus
* Cabbie
* Coach
* Kaufman Cab
* Noodleboy
* Pizza Boy
* Taxi
Boats:
* Dinghy
* Ghost
* Jetmax
* Jetski
* Marquis
* Reefer
* Rio
* Speeder
* Squalo
* Tropic
* Violator
Aircrafts:
* Biplane
* Dodo
* Little Willie
* Maverick
* Sea Sparrow
* Skimmer
* Sparrow
* LCN Maverick
* VCN Maverick
Police:
* LCPD Police Car
* VCPD Police Car
* LCPD Wintergreen
* VCPD Wintergreen
* LCPD Predator (police boat)
* VCPD Predator (police boat)
* LCPD Maverick (police helicopter)
* VCPD Maverick (police helicopter)
* LCPD Cheetah
* VCPD Cheetah
* LCPD Enforcer (police van)
* VCPD Enforcer (police van)
Hospital:
* LC Ambulance
* VC Ambulance
* LC Air Ambulance (hospital helicopter)
* VC Air Ambulance (hospital helicopter)
* LC Hospital Watercraft
* VC Hospital Watercraft
Fire Department:
* LC Fire Truck
* VC Fire Truck
* LC Armadillo (fire chopper)
* VC Armadillo (fire chopper)
* LC Fireboat
* VC Fireboat
FBI:
* FBI Rancher
* FBI Washington
* FBI Kuruma
* FBI Infernus
Military:
* Barracks OL
* Rhino (tank)
* Hunter (helicopter)
* Coast Guard (military boat)
* Streetfighter (military bike)
* Army Patriot
* Army Mesa Grande
Gang Vehicles:
* Leone Sentinel
* Diablo Stallion
* Triad Fish Van
* Forelli Exsess
* Demon Frog Express
* Yardie Lobo
* Yakuza Stinger
* Cartel Cruiser
* Hoods Rumpo XL
* Biker Angel
* Cuban Hermes
* Haitian Voodoo
* Sharks Gang Rancher
* Vercetti Cruiser
* Vance Sabre
Special Vehicles:
* Baggage Handler
* Caddy
* Crane
* Splitz-6 ATV
* Admiral
* Blista Compact
* Bobcat
* Esperanto
* Glendale
* Greenwood
* Hermes
* Idaho
* Kuruma
* Landstalker
* Manana
* Mesa Grande
* Oceanic
* Patriot
* Perennial
* Rancher
* Regina
* Sabre
* Sandking
* Sentinel
* Sentinel XS
* Stallion
* Stretch
* Virgo
* Voodoo
* Walton
* Washington
Vans:
* Blista
* Burrito
* Moonbeam
* Planlantic
* Pony
* Rumpo
* Securicar
* Top Fun
* TOYZ
Sports Cars:
* Banshee
* Cheetah
* Comet
* Deluxo
* Infernus
* Phoneix
* Sabre Turbo
* Stinger
Industrial:
* Benson (truck)
* Boxville
* Bulldozer
* Flatbed
* Forklift
* Linerunner
* Mule
* Mr. Wongs
* Packer
* Trashmaster
* Yankee
MotorBikes:
* BMX (regular bike)
* Faggio
* Freeway
* Manchez
* PCJ-600
* Quad
* Sanchez
* Wintergreen
Public Survice:
* Bus
* Cabbie
* Coach
* Kaufman Cab
* Noodleboy
* Pizza Boy
* Taxi
Boats:
* Dinghy
* Ghost
* Jetmax
* Jetski
* Marquis
* Reefer
* Rio
* Speeder
* Squalo
* Tropic
* Violator
Aircrafts:
* Biplane
* Dodo
* Little Willie
* Maverick
* Sea Sparrow
* Skimmer
* Sparrow
* LCN Maverick
* VCN Maverick
Police:
* LCPD Police Car
* VCPD Police Car
* LCPD Wintergreen
* VCPD Wintergreen
* LCPD Predator (police boat)
* VCPD Predator (police boat)
* LCPD Maverick (police helicopter)
* VCPD Maverick (police helicopter)
* LCPD Cheetah
* VCPD Cheetah
* LCPD Enforcer (police van)
* VCPD Enforcer (police van)
Hospital:
* LC Ambulance
* VC Ambulance
* LC Air Ambulance (hospital helicopter)
* VC Air Ambulance (hospital helicopter)
* LC Hospital Watercraft
* VC Hospital Watercraft
Fire Department:
* LC Fire Truck
* VC Fire Truck
* LC Armadillo (fire chopper)
* VC Armadillo (fire chopper)
* LC Fireboat
* VC Fireboat
FBI:
* FBI Rancher
* FBI Washington
* FBI Kuruma
* FBI Infernus
Military:
* Barracks OL
* Rhino (tank)
* Hunter (helicopter)
* Coast Guard (military boat)
* Streetfighter (military bike)
* Army Patriot
* Army Mesa Grande
Gang Vehicles:
* Leone Sentinel
* Diablo Stallion
* Triad Fish Van
* Forelli Exsess
* Demon Frog Express
* Yardie Lobo
* Yakuza Stinger
* Cartel Cruiser
* Hoods Rumpo XL
* Biker Angel
* Cuban Hermes
* Haitian Voodoo
* Sharks Gang Rancher
* Vercetti Cruiser
* Vance Sabre
Special Vehicles:
* Baggage Handler
* Caddy
* Crane
* Splitz-6 ATV
Gangs in GTA Ultra
Personal Gang:
Bombers
Liberty City:
1. Leone Family
2. Triads
3. Diablos
4. Demon Frogs
5. Ken's Gang
5. Forelli Family
6. Uptown Yardies
7. Yakuza
8. Colombian Cartel
9. Southside Hoods
10. LC Bikers
11. Avenging Angels
12. Sicilian Mafia
Vice City:
1. Cubans
2. Haitians
3. VC Bikers
4. Demon Frogs
5. Vercetti Gang
6. Sharks
7. Vance Crime Family
8. Diaz Gang II
9. Sindacco Family
Bombers
Liberty City:
1. Leone Family
2. Triads
3. Diablos
4. Demon Frogs
5. Ken's Gang
5. Forelli Family
6. Uptown Yardies
7. Yakuza
8. Colombian Cartel
9. Southside Hoods
10. LC Bikers
11. Avenging Angels
12. Sicilian Mafia
Vice City:
1. Cubans
2. Haitians
3. VC Bikers
4. Demon Frogs
5. Vercetti Gang
6. Sharks
7. Vance Crime Family
8. Diaz Gang II
9. Sindacco Family
Weapons in GTA Ultra
Hands:
1. Fists
2. Brass Knuckles
Melee:
1. Baseball Bat
2. Meat Cleaver
3. Butterfly Knife
4. Machete
5. Katana
6. Golf Club
7. Cane
8. Chainsaw
9. Nightstick
Pistols:
1. Pistol
2. Silenced Pistol
3. Colt Python
Shotguns:
1. Shotgun
2. Stubby Shotgun
3. SPAS-12
UZIs:
1. Tec-9
2. Micro UZI
3. Silenced Mac10
SMGs:
1. Scorpion
2. MP5
Assault Rifles:
1. Ruger
2. AK-47
3. M4
Sniper Rifles:
1. Sniper Rifle
2. MSG90
Heavy Weapons:
1. M72 LAW Rocket Launcher
2. Minigun
3. Flamethrower
4. M247 Machine Gun
Explosives:
1. Grenades
2. Molotov Cocktails
3. Satchel Charges
4. Landmines
Bonus:
1. Photo Camera
2. Video Camera
3. Spray Can
4. Fire Extinguisher
1. Fists
2. Brass Knuckles
Melee:
1. Baseball Bat
2. Meat Cleaver
3. Butterfly Knife
4. Machete
5. Katana
6. Golf Club
7. Cane
8. Chainsaw
9. Nightstick
Pistols:
1. Pistol
2. Silenced Pistol
3. Colt Python
Shotguns:
1. Shotgun
2. Stubby Shotgun
3. SPAS-12
UZIs:
1. Tec-9
2. Micro UZI
3. Silenced Mac10
SMGs:
1. Scorpion
2. MP5
Assault Rifles:
1. Ruger
2. AK-47
3. M4
Sniper Rifles:
1. Sniper Rifle
2. MSG90
Heavy Weapons:
1. M72 LAW Rocket Launcher
2. Minigun
3. Flamethrower
4. M247 Machine Gun
Explosives:
1. Grenades
2. Molotov Cocktails
3. Satchel Charges
4. Landmines
Bonus:
1. Photo Camera
2. Video Camera
3. Spray Can
4. Fire Extinguisher
Grand Theft Auto: ULTRA Plot
GTA Ultra is a made up game that I made up. This isn't real, it's a fan made. This game takes place starting in Liberty City then in Vice City. This game also takes place back at the GTA III Era, so Liberty City remains the same as GTA III, and Liberty City Stories with a few minor changes like the finishing construct of Fort Staunton. Same as for Vice City for GTA: Vice City, and Vice City Stories. This game is alot like San Andreas with the energy, and everything. GTA: Ultra is about this guy named 8-Ball. You guys know 8-Ball right? He's the bomber guy from GTA III, and Liberty City Stories. His stores have been robbed by a certain gang, or gangs. 8-Ball was forced to close down all of his Bomb Shops. Him, and his friend Richard G. Newell must find the ones responceible, and open up his shops again. 8-Ball must do whatever it takes to get revenage on them.
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