Boss: Kent Paul
Characters: 8-Ball, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Ken's Gang, Yakuza
Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $2,000
Unlock Missions: Forelli Frenzy (Ken's Gang), Advanced Driving School (School Mission)
Objectives:
* Drive Kent Paul to the Night Club at Fort Staunton. They don't allow guns.
* The Yakuza turned out the power. Kent Paul gave you Flashlight. Use the flashlight to find all seven Yakuzas in the Club, before Kent Paul gets killed by one.
Script:
Ken: 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3! *exhales*
Kent: Everything alright Roseie?
Ken: Well, it doesn't solve my problem!
Kent: 8-Ball, mate! Let's go have some fun, I'm so fucking tired of Roseie's whining! Come on, let's go to the Night Club at Fort Staunton!
8-Ball: Damn! Relax, man!
(outside)
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Mission 17c - Mafia Madness
Boss: Carl Johnson
Characters: 8-Ball, Carl Johnson (voice), Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Sicilian Mafia
Start-Off Location: Payphone, Belleville Park, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball, We Have a Problem (CJ)
Objectives:
* Head to the Staunton Island Church.
* Chase down the Sicilian biker that has Joey's Mini Flamethrower.
* Take the Flamethrower to Joey back at the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? This CJ?
CJ: Sure is, homie! Now, listen, I told you I lived in Liberty, and I worked with your boss, Joey Leone. He gave me a job before I came back home at Los Santos, San Andreas. The sad thing is, I never finished the job he gave me. The job was, he lost his little mini flamethrower so he can burn down a Sindacco Headquarters. I called one of your friends: Richard, right? I worked with Rich as well, and he said he still doesn't have it. Although Rich told me the Sindaccos were chased out of Liberty already, but why don't you get his flamethrower back anyway? Rich told me the Sicilian Mafia has it, Rich told me they are at the Staunton Island Church, why don't you go get that for him, for sure?
8-Ball: Okay, man, whatever you say.
(when 8-Ball has the flamethrower, and heads to Joey's Room)
Joey: 8-Ball? Wuss up? Wait...is that...my flamethrower?
8-Ball: Yeah, your old buddy Carl Johnson said it was yours.
Joey: But, I asked for this 12 years ago! The Sindaccos are already out of Liberty! Oh well, thanks anyway, 8-Ball! I'll give him a call, and thank him for not forgeting his job. Also, 8-Ball? It looks like the Sicilians have returned to Liberty City. We have to keep an eye on them, okay? We don't want them to find out about the death of my father.
8-Ball: Got it!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.
CJ: Hey, it's Carl again. Wanna help me again? I got another job for you, it's quite important, homie! Shit's getting real fucked up!
8-Ball: OK, CJ! Calm down, I'm coming!
Characters: 8-Ball, Carl Johnson (voice), Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Sicilian Mafia
Start-Off Location: Payphone, Belleville Park, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: 8-Ball, We Have a Problem (CJ)
Objectives:
* Head to the Staunton Island Church.
* Chase down the Sicilian biker that has Joey's Mini Flamethrower.
* Take the Flamethrower to Joey back at the Hotel.
Script:
8-Ball: Hello? This CJ?
CJ: Sure is, homie! Now, listen, I told you I lived in Liberty, and I worked with your boss, Joey Leone. He gave me a job before I came back home at Los Santos, San Andreas. The sad thing is, I never finished the job he gave me. The job was, he lost his little mini flamethrower so he can burn down a Sindacco Headquarters. I called one of your friends: Richard, right? I worked with Rich as well, and he said he still doesn't have it. Although Rich told me the Sindaccos were chased out of Liberty already, but why don't you get his flamethrower back anyway? Rich told me the Sicilian Mafia has it, Rich told me they are at the Staunton Island Church, why don't you go get that for him, for sure?
8-Ball: Okay, man, whatever you say.
(when 8-Ball has the flamethrower, and heads to Joey's Room)
Joey: 8-Ball? Wuss up? Wait...is that...my flamethrower?
8-Ball: Yeah, your old buddy Carl Johnson said it was yours.
Joey: But, I asked for this 12 years ago! The Sindaccos are already out of Liberty! Oh well, thanks anyway, 8-Ball! I'll give him a call, and thank him for not forgeting his job. Also, 8-Ball? It looks like the Sicilians have returned to Liberty City. We have to keep an eye on them, okay? We don't want them to find out about the death of my father.
8-Ball: Got it!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.
CJ: Hey, it's Carl again. Wanna help me again? I got another job for you, it's quite important, homie! Shit's getting real fucked up!
8-Ball: OK, CJ! Calm down, I'm coming!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Mission 17b - Maccer
Boss: Maccer
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Maccer, Kent Paul
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3,000 + M4 and Ruger for sale at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Kent Paul (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Take Maccer to find a Briefcase full of Cash at the Bathrooms in Belleville Park.
* Survive the Yakuza ambush.
* Use the M4 to destroy the Yakuza assassins that came out of the Helicopter (or destroy the Helicopter itself with an M4 lying around).
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door to the HQ, Kent Paul peeps through the slot and opens it)
Kent: Oi, 8-Ball! How ya doing, mate?
8-Ball: Not much, Paul! Not much at all.
Ken: Hey, you rymed, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Uhh, yeah.
Ken: (laughs) I need another beer, Paul!
Kent: I think you had enough, Roseie!
Maccer: Oi! 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Sup, Mac?
(8-Ball gives him five and shakes his hand)
Maccer: Listen, mate. The Yakuza had left a case full of money over at the Restrooms at the Park! Come on!
8-Ball: Wait, Mac! What if it's a.... (sighs)
(outside)
8-Ball: Mac, wait!
Maccer: What the fuck is it?
8-Ball: What if it's a trap?
Maccer: What bad shit is gonna happen anyway? Come on! We'll be fine!
8-Ball: I hope you're right.
(when 8-Ball gets the case, Yakuza sneak up)
Yakuza: Freeze!
8-Ball: I told you it was a trap!
Maccer: Fuck you!
(when the helicopter appears)
Maccer: Quick! Grab the M4, and shoot down the Helicopter!
(page in development)
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Maccer, Kent Paul
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $3,000 + M4 and Ruger for sale at Ammu-Nation
Unlock Missions: Kent Paul (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Take Maccer to find a Briefcase full of Cash at the Bathrooms in Belleville Park.
* Survive the Yakuza ambush.
* Use the M4 to destroy the Yakuza assassins that came out of the Helicopter (or destroy the Helicopter itself with an M4 lying around).
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door to the HQ, Kent Paul peeps through the slot and opens it)
Kent: Oi, 8-Ball! How ya doing, mate?
8-Ball: Not much, Paul! Not much at all.
Ken: Hey, you rymed, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Uhh, yeah.
Ken: (laughs) I need another beer, Paul!
Kent: I think you had enough, Roseie!
Maccer: Oi! 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Sup, Mac?
(8-Ball gives him five and shakes his hand)
Maccer: Listen, mate. The Yakuza had left a case full of money over at the Restrooms at the Park! Come on!
8-Ball: Wait, Mac! What if it's a.... (sighs)
(outside)
8-Ball: Mac, wait!
Maccer: What the fuck is it?
8-Ball: What if it's a trap?
Maccer: What bad shit is gonna happen anyway? Come on! We'll be fine!
8-Ball: I hope you're right.
(when 8-Ball gets the case, Yakuza sneak up)
Yakuza: Freeze!
8-Ball: I told you it was a trap!
Maccer: Fuck you!
(when the helicopter appears)
Maccer: Quick! Grab the M4, and shoot down the Helicopter!
(page in development)
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Mission 17a - El Burro's Car
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Diablos
Rewards: $2,500
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Gang Breakup (Rich) [after finishing 8-Ball, We Have A Problem from CJ and after the mission Forelli Frenzy with Ken's Gang
Objectives:
* Head over to the Liberty Night Club at Portland View.
* Steal El Burro's Car
* Take El Burro's car that is full of Coke to the Bombers that are gonna sell it.
* Take the empty El Burro's Car into the Ocean.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
8-Ball: Rich! Open up!
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Sup, Joe?
Joey: Rich is in the bathroom right now after eating all that pizza!
8-Ball: Okay. Rich?
Rich: *Grunts* Aww man!!! *Grunts* *Sighs* Hey, 8-Ball! By the looks of things is that I ate many pizzas.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know.
Rich: Well, anyway, El Burro, the leader of the Diablos has a car filled with Coke. The car is right now at the Liberty Night Club at Portland View. I want you to steal his car, and take it to the Bomber sellers at an ally between Chinatown, and Red Light District. After that, dump his car into the Ocean. Okay sounds good? Okay! I'll see you later.
(when the car gets dumped off at the Salesmen)
Bomber: Thanks, boss! We can get this done at a great price! You'll be proud of us!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? Who's this?
El Burro: This is El Burro of the Diablos. I know what you did, and it made me very angry, amigos. I know who you are, and where to find you, so watch yourself, senor.
Characters: 8-Ball, Richard G. Newell, Joey Leone
Gangs: Bombers, Diablos
Rewards: $2,500
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Unlock Missions: Gang Breakup (Rich) [after finishing 8-Ball, We Have A Problem from CJ and after the mission Forelli Frenzy with Ken's Gang
Objectives:
* Head over to the Liberty Night Club at Portland View.
* Steal El Burro's Car
* Take El Burro's car that is full of Coke to the Bombers that are gonna sell it.
* Take the empty El Burro's Car into the Ocean.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
8-Ball: Rich! Open up!
Joey: Hey, 8-Ball.
8-Ball: Sup, Joe?
Joey: Rich is in the bathroom right now after eating all that pizza!
8-Ball: Okay. Rich?
Rich: *Grunts* Aww man!!! *Grunts* *Sighs* Hey, 8-Ball! By the looks of things is that I ate many pizzas.
8-Ball: Yeah, I know.
Rich: Well, anyway, El Burro, the leader of the Diablos has a car filled with Coke. The car is right now at the Liberty Night Club at Portland View. I want you to steal his car, and take it to the Bomber sellers at an ally between Chinatown, and Red Light District. After that, dump his car into the Ocean. Okay sounds good? Okay! I'll see you later.
(when the car gets dumped off at the Salesmen)
Bomber: Thanks, boss! We can get this done at a great price! You'll be proud of us!
(after mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? Who's this?
El Burro: This is El Burro of the Diablos. I know what you did, and it made me very angry, amigos. I know who you are, and where to find you, so watch yourself, senor.
Monday, April 12, 2010
MIssion 16b - Boating Deal
Boss: Kent Paul
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Kent Paul, Maccer
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $4,000
Unlock Missions: Maccer (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Maccer at the dock at Newport.
* Use the Machine Gun in the boat to fight any Forelli in sight, but don't let the boat be destroyed.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
Kent: Oi, Rosie! Everything will be fine, mate!
Ken: I questioned the Forelli, but it didn't sound like a good deal that is coming. What the fuck I am gonna do?
8-Ball: Wuss up, guys?
Kent: Well, we questioned the Forelli member, mate. He said something about a drug deal at the boat dock in Newport, but we need something to... you know make sure nothing goes wrong. I mean deals these days, mate. Ambushes. Could you give us a hand, mate?
8-Ball: Alright, sure!
Ken: Be careful, 8-Ball! I recommended that! I remember a deal back at Vice City that didn't go to well! Those damn Forellis.
(at the boatyard)
8-Ball: Wuss up, Mac?
Maccer: Find, mate! I just killed this Forelli, because he was about to kill me. So, I just need to take this boat over at Portland Harbor. Could you cover me?
(when the Forellis show up when you get inside the boat)
Maccer: Fuck! Here they come! Kill those Forelli mother fuckers!
(when Forellis in boats come)
Maccer: They are driving fucking boats!
(when the helicopter appears)
Maccers: Bloody hell! A Helicopter!
(when they make it safely)
Maccer: Nice job, mate! I'll see you around.
Characters: 8-Ball, Ken Rosenberg, Kent Paul, Maccer
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $4,000
Unlock Missions: Maccer (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Meet up with Maccer at the dock at Newport.
* Use the Machine Gun in the boat to fight any Forelli in sight, but don't let the boat be destroyed.
* Destroy the incoming Helicopter.
Script:
Kent: Oi, Rosie! Everything will be fine, mate!
Ken: I questioned the Forelli, but it didn't sound like a good deal that is coming. What the fuck I am gonna do?
8-Ball: Wuss up, guys?
Kent: Well, we questioned the Forelli member, mate. He said something about a drug deal at the boat dock in Newport, but we need something to... you know make sure nothing goes wrong. I mean deals these days, mate. Ambushes. Could you give us a hand, mate?
8-Ball: Alright, sure!
Ken: Be careful, 8-Ball! I recommended that! I remember a deal back at Vice City that didn't go to well! Those damn Forellis.
(at the boatyard)
8-Ball: Wuss up, Mac?
Maccer: Find, mate! I just killed this Forelli, because he was about to kill me. So, I just need to take this boat over at Portland Harbor. Could you cover me?
(when the Forellis show up when you get inside the boat)
Maccer: Fuck! Here they come! Kill those Forelli mother fuckers!
(when Forellis in boats come)
Maccer: They are driving fucking boats!
(when the helicopter appears)
Maccers: Bloody hell! A Helicopter!
(when they make it safely)
Maccer: Nice job, mate! I'll see you around.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Mission 16a - Battle of the Newest Area
Boss: Richard G. Newell
Characters: Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Bombers, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Mafia Madness (CJ), El Burro's Car (Rich)
Objective:
* Meet up with a new Recruit at Fort Staunton.
* Get into a car and chase this asshole!
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
Rich: Hey, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Sup, Rich?
Rich: Well, business for us is going up, my man!
8-Ball: Wonderful!
Rich: Listen, somebody called me saying they want to join the Bombers!
8-Ball: That's great, Rich!
Rich: So I want you to meet the Recruit over at the new developed Fort Staunton, and make sure he is trusted for the gang. His name is Jacob just to let you know.
8-Ball: Okay.
(8-Ball walks away)
Rich: Quinton! Did you remember to order garlic bread with our pizza?!
(at Fort Staunton)
8-Ball: Hey, you Jacob?
Jacob: Yeah.
8-Ball: You said you wanted to Recruit for the Bombers right?
Jacob: Yeeeeeeeahh.... but I have a convection to make.
8-Ball: What is it? Don't want to join anymore?
Jacob: Weeeeell.... there is that, and also.....
(Yakuzas appear everywhere)
Jacob: .....Surrender you Bomber assface! You no steal Yakuzas jobs! Demon Frogs are ours to defeat! (he runs away)
(after 8-Ball finishes, he takes out his phone)
8-Ball: Rich? It's 8-Ball. That god damned recruit is just a Yakuza spy, so it looks like the Yakuzas are planning a war with us. We can talk about this later.
(after-mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.
CJ: Hi, 8-Ball. I heard alot about you. My name is Carl Johnson, but you can call me CJ. I used to live in Liberty City for a while, and I still have an unfinished job. We can talk about this when you are ready. Call me on the payphone in Belleville Park, okay?
8-Ball: I hear you, man. Whatever you say.
Characters: Richard G. Newell
Gangs: Bombers, Yakuza
Start-Off Location: Rich's Room, Los Santos Heights, Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $1,000
Unlock Missions: Mafia Madness (CJ), El Burro's Car (Rich)
Objective:
* Meet up with a new Recruit at Fort Staunton.
* Get into a car and chase this asshole!
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
Rich: Hey, 8-Ball!
8-Ball: Sup, Rich?
Rich: Well, business for us is going up, my man!
8-Ball: Wonderful!
Rich: Listen, somebody called me saying they want to join the Bombers!
8-Ball: That's great, Rich!
Rich: So I want you to meet the Recruit over at the new developed Fort Staunton, and make sure he is trusted for the gang. His name is Jacob just to let you know.
8-Ball: Okay.
(8-Ball walks away)
Rich: Quinton! Did you remember to order garlic bread with our pizza?!
(at Fort Staunton)
8-Ball: Hey, you Jacob?
Jacob: Yeah.
8-Ball: You said you wanted to Recruit for the Bombers right?
Jacob: Yeeeeeeeahh.... but I have a convection to make.
8-Ball: What is it? Don't want to join anymore?
Jacob: Weeeeell.... there is that, and also.....
(Yakuzas appear everywhere)
Jacob: .....Surrender you Bomber assface! You no steal Yakuzas jobs! Demon Frogs are ours to defeat! (he runs away)
(after 8-Ball finishes, he takes out his phone)
8-Ball: Rich? It's 8-Ball. That god damned recruit is just a Yakuza spy, so it looks like the Yakuzas are planning a war with us. We can talk about this later.
(after-mission phone call)
8-Ball: Hello? 8-Ball here.
CJ: Hi, 8-Ball. I heard alot about you. My name is Carl Johnson, but you can call me CJ. I used to live in Liberty City for a while, and I still have an unfinished job. We can talk about this when you are ready. Call me on the payphone in Belleville Park, okay?
8-Ball: I hear you, man. Whatever you say.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Mission 15b - Ken's Gang
Boss: Ken Rosenberg
Characters: 8-Ball, Maccer, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Boating Deal (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Drive to a Forelli-owned Warehouse near Belleville Park.
* Find a lone Forelli member, and knock him out, but don't kill him!
* Drive the Forelli member back to Ken's Gang HQ, but you only have 3 minutes until he wakes up.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
8-Ball: Hello? Is this Ken's Gang HQ?
(a slot on the door opens)
Maccer: Shut the fuck up! Don't say our gang name out loud!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Maccer: What the fuck do you want?
8-Ball: I was sent here by a guy named Kent Paul?
Maccer: No, no! No Kent Paul here. Get the fuck outta here, you fucker!
Kent: Maccer, who the bloody hell is out there?
Maccer: Some fucking bald guy!
Kent: Out of my way, wanker!
(Kent Paul looks through the slot)
Kent: Who are the bloody hell are you, friend?
8-Ball: 8-Ball. I was called by a guy named Kent Paul?
Kent: Ah! That's me, mate! You've come to the right place! Sorry 'bout Maccer.
8-Ball: Don't worry, just open the door.
(Paul opens the door)
Kent: So, what can ol' Paulo do for you?
8-Ball: I don't know! You called for me.
Kent: Ah, yes! We need men like you. Somebody with skill, and shit.
8-Ball: Well, I do have skill, and shit! (laughs)
Kent: Very funny, mate. Anyway, our leader Ken Rosenberg is in the next room. Maybe you should see him.
(8-Ball walks into Ken's room)
Kent: Maccer! We have practice for our concert next month at Vice City Stadiem!
(inside Ken's room, Ken is lying on a couch very upset)
8-Ball: Hello? Mr. Rosenberg?
Ken: Ah! Company! Great! All I ever wanted! (sarcastic)
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Ken: Oh! So we playing pool now? I'm gonna be the the red number two ball! Let's play!
8-Ball: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Ken: Me? Oh nothing! I'm fine! Happy! (laughs sarcastically) Everything is fine! I have my own gang! I'm rich! Coke is out of life! Perfect!
8-Ball: Look, I know there is something wrong with you. Tell me, and I can do it.
(Ken starts to cry)
Ken: I can't....I can't take it anymore! First I was a...lawyer, then a psycho drug person, then a poor old hobo, then a casino manager... and then.... and then.... a gang leader having problem... and.... and.....
8-Ball: Look, calm down, man!
Ken: Calm? I'm calm! Yeah! Heehee!
8-Ball: Look, any problem you have, I can take care of.
Ken: Well, I've been having problems with the Forellis. They have been acting weird lately.
8-Ball: So, what do you want me to do?
Ken: Just capture a Forelli member, and bring him here.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good.
(8-Ball walks out)
Ken: Paul! I need another hooker! I'm depressed again!
(when 8-Ball finds the Forelli and starts beating him up)
Forelli: Hey! What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
(if time is up, and the Forelli wakes up)
Forelli: What in fresh hell is going on? (opens door) AAAAAAAAH! (runs away)
(when 8-Ball takes the Forelli to the HQ)
Kent: Thanks, mate! I'll take it from here. Perhaps you can come back later, and do more shit for us, eh?
Characters: 8-Ball, Maccer, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Boating Deal (Ken's Gang)
Objectives:
* Drive to a Forelli-owned Warehouse near Belleville Park.
* Find a lone Forelli member, and knock him out, but don't kill him!
* Drive the Forelli member back to Ken's Gang HQ, but you only have 3 minutes until he wakes up.
Script:
(8-Ball knocks on the door)
8-Ball: Hello? Is this Ken's Gang HQ?
(a slot on the door opens)
Maccer: Shut the fuck up! Don't say our gang name out loud!
8-Ball: Sorry!
Maccer: What the fuck do you want?
8-Ball: I was sent here by a guy named Kent Paul?
Maccer: No, no! No Kent Paul here. Get the fuck outta here, you fucker!
Kent: Maccer, who the bloody hell is out there?
Maccer: Some fucking bald guy!
Kent: Out of my way, wanker!
(Kent Paul looks through the slot)
Kent: Who are the bloody hell are you, friend?
8-Ball: 8-Ball. I was called by a guy named Kent Paul?
Kent: Ah! That's me, mate! You've come to the right place! Sorry 'bout Maccer.
8-Ball: Don't worry, just open the door.
(Paul opens the door)
Kent: So, what can ol' Paulo do for you?
8-Ball: I don't know! You called for me.
Kent: Ah, yes! We need men like you. Somebody with skill, and shit.
8-Ball: Well, I do have skill, and shit! (laughs)
Kent: Very funny, mate. Anyway, our leader Ken Rosenberg is in the next room. Maybe you should see him.
(8-Ball walks into Ken's room)
Kent: Maccer! We have practice for our concert next month at Vice City Stadiem!
(inside Ken's room, Ken is lying on a couch very upset)
8-Ball: Hello? Mr. Rosenberg?
Ken: Ah! Company! Great! All I ever wanted! (sarcastic)
8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.
Ken: Oh! So we playing pool now? I'm gonna be the the red number two ball! Let's play!
8-Ball: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Ken: Me? Oh nothing! I'm fine! Happy! (laughs sarcastically) Everything is fine! I have my own gang! I'm rich! Coke is out of life! Perfect!
8-Ball: Look, I know there is something wrong with you. Tell me, and I can do it.
(Ken starts to cry)
Ken: I can't....I can't take it anymore! First I was a...lawyer, then a psycho drug person, then a poor old hobo, then a casino manager... and then.... and then.... a gang leader having problem... and.... and.....
8-Ball: Look, calm down, man!
Ken: Calm? I'm calm! Yeah! Heehee!
8-Ball: Look, any problem you have, I can take care of.
Ken: Well, I've been having problems with the Forellis. They have been acting weird lately.
8-Ball: So, what do you want me to do?
Ken: Just capture a Forelli member, and bring him here.
8-Ball: Alright, sounds good.
(8-Ball walks out)
Ken: Paul! I need another hooker! I'm depressed again!
(when 8-Ball finds the Forelli and starts beating him up)
Forelli: Hey! What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
(if time is up, and the Forelli wakes up)
Forelli: What in fresh hell is going on? (opens door) AAAAAAAAH! (runs away)
(when 8-Ball takes the Forelli to the HQ)
Kent: Thanks, mate! I'll take it from here. Perhaps you can come back later, and do more shit for us, eh?
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