Friday, April 9, 2010

Mission 15b - Ken's Gang

Boss: Ken Rosenberg
Characters: 8-Ball, Maccer, Kent Paul, Ken Rosenberg
Gangs: Bombers, Ken's Gang, Forelli Family
Start-Off Location: Ken's Gang HQ, Rockford, Staunton Island, Liberty City
Reward: $800
Unlock Missions: Boating Deal (Ken's Gang)

Objectives:
* Drive to a Forelli-owned Warehouse near Belleville Park.
* Find a lone Forelli member, and knock him out, but don't kill him!
* Drive the Forelli member back to Ken's Gang HQ, but you only have 3 minutes until he wakes up.

Script:

(8-Ball knocks on the door)

8-Ball: Hello? Is this Ken's Gang HQ?

(a slot on the door opens)

Maccer: Shut the fuck up! Don't say our gang name out loud!

8-Ball: Sorry!

Maccer: What the fuck do you want?

8-Ball: I was sent here by a guy named Kent Paul?

Maccer: No, no! No Kent Paul here. Get the fuck outta here, you fucker!

Kent: Maccer, who the bloody hell is out there?

Maccer: Some fucking bald guy!

Kent: Out of my way, wanker!

(Kent Paul looks through the slot)

Kent: Who are the bloody hell are you, friend?

8-Ball: 8-Ball. I was called by a guy named Kent Paul?

Kent: Ah! That's me, mate! You've come to the right place! Sorry 'bout Maccer.

8-Ball: Don't worry, just open the door.

(Paul opens the door)

Kent: So, what can ol' Paulo do for you?

8-Ball: I don't know! You called for me.

Kent: Ah, yes! We need men like you. Somebody with skill, and shit.

8-Ball: Well, I do have skill, and shit! (laughs)

Kent: Very funny, mate. Anyway, our leader Ken Rosenberg is in the next room. Maybe you should see him.

(8-Ball walks into Ken's room)

Kent: Maccer! We have practice for our concert next month at Vice City Stadiem!

(inside Ken's room, Ken is lying on a couch very upset)

8-Ball: Hello? Mr. Rosenberg?

Ken: Ah! Company! Great! All I ever wanted! (sarcastic)

8-Ball: I'm 8-Ball.

Ken: Oh! So we playing pool now? I'm gonna be the the red number two ball! Let's play!

8-Ball: Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, man?

Ken: Me? Oh nothing! I'm fine! Happy! (laughs sarcastically) Everything is fine! I have my own gang! I'm rich! Coke is out of life! Perfect!

8-Ball: Look, I know there is something wrong with you. Tell me, and I can do it.

(Ken starts to cry)

Ken: I can't....I can't take it anymore! First I was a...lawyer, then a psycho drug person, then a poor old hobo, then a casino manager... and then.... and then.... a gang leader having problem... and.... and.....

8-Ball: Look, calm down, man!

Ken: Calm? I'm calm! Yeah! Heehee!

8-Ball: Look, any problem you have, I can take care of.

Ken: Well, I've been having problems with the Forellis. They have been acting weird lately.

8-Ball: So, what do you want me to do?

Ken: Just capture a Forelli member, and bring him here.

8-Ball: Alright, sounds good.

(8-Ball walks out)

Ken: Paul! I need another hooker! I'm depressed again!

(when 8-Ball finds the Forelli and starts beating him up)

Forelli: Hey! What the fuck are you doing, asshole?

(if time is up, and the Forelli wakes up)

Forelli: What in fresh hell is going on? (opens door) AAAAAAAAH! (runs away)

(when 8-Ball takes the Forelli to the HQ)

Kent: Thanks, mate! I'll take it from here. Perhaps you can come back later, and do more shit for us, eh?

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