Characters: Mickey Hamfists, Luigi Goterelli, Quinton Cance
Gangs: Leone Family
Script:
(Luigi's Club, Red Light District, Portland, Liberty City, 2004)....
(Mickey and some other guys watching strippers)
Mickey: Yeah, baby! Woo hoo! Shake that ass! (laughs) Hey, Luigi? Come check out this chick. I think she is number one today.
Luigi: Be there in a minute, Mickey. I got business to take care of first.
Mickey: Wow, shake those tits girl! Very big! (mickey gets kicked in the face) OW!!! Bitch!
(Luigi walks to the bar and sees the barman)
Luigi: Quinton, how's it going, kid?
Quinton: Not much, Luigi, just the same ol stuff, with Mickey getting pounded by strippers, and me keeping the drinks on ice! (laughs)
Luigi: Okay, so I gotta tell you some important shit going on.
Quinton: What's the problem, man?
Luigi: Ever since the death of Salvatore Leone, crap has been going wrong with the Leone Family.
Quinton: Are you saying his son, Joey is a bad leader?
Luigi: Hell, no! It's just about the alliances with some of the gangs in this fuckin city! Not to long ago, the Triads had joined forces with the Diablos. Two of our main enemies in Portland!
Quinton: So, what the hell do you want me to do? I'm a fucking bartender, not a fighter, Luigi!
Luigi: I know, but that's why you are going to help out. You're going to see Joey.
Quinton: What? I am no fighter, and I don't want to be, Luigi! Just ask Mickey, he'll do it.
Luigi: Mickey, fought in many battles before you even knew the word "battle". He's a Leone hero. Him, and Toni Cipriani of course.
Quinton: Are you sure you want me to help?
Luigi: Look, Quinton, you are not the only one that's going to be helping out in the battle. 8-Ball, formal leader of 8-Ball's Bomb Shop is a Leone as well. 8-Ball's best friend Richard G. Newell, is gonna help 8-Ball every step of the way. (slapping sound) Hey, Mickey, take it easy on the girls, they are not whores!
Mickey: Got it!
Luigi: Where was I? Uhhh...
Quinton: You were talking about 8-Ball?
Luigi: Ah, yes! Rich is gonna help 8-Ball, but so are you. Rich trains 8-Ball, 8-Ball trains you.
Quinton: Why, Luigi? Why are you doing this to me?
Luigi: Shut your god damn mouth, Quinton! It's not my idea, it's Joey's!
Quinton: Got it, but I can't fight without a weapon.
Luigi: I'll get your god damn weapon, soon. Just do your same ol bartending shit, and I'll let you know when training starts. Use your life while you still can, kid.
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